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Alastor needs higher status; Lucifer needs protection. It’s a match made in Hell, as any demon would say. Alastor executes anyone who threatens Lucifer. Surely that means they’re dating . . . right?
Follow Alastor and Lucifer into a realm of politics, blood, and hatred. It’s not pretty, but welcome to their Hell.
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Martyn won't stop chasing Impulse. When he finally catches his prey, they both find they don't want the hunt to end.
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Grian is determined to keep his green name as long as possible. If that means offering his services to Joel, then so be it.
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Impulse and Tango are alone on the nether roof for a seemingly innocent project, until Tango reveals he’s the boogeyman and wants Impulse’s help.
Perhaps Impulse can help relieve the curse in more than one way.
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Post-Limited Life is a safe, short time before participants go their separate ways. Hugs, congratulations, and few apologies are exchanged.
(Or, each faction's reunion after Limited Life's finale.)
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Alastor met the others at the center of the arena, ears perking at the prospect of a four on one match.
“Feels like a hell of a lot of overkill,” Lucifer said, shooting him a look. “Pretty unfair odds?”
“You’re welcome to find a fifth if you’re so concerned,” Alastor replied as he examined his claws.
Lucifer’s eye twitched, his whip-like tail lashing. “Let’s just get this over with so I can teach Charlie and her team how a real pro plays.”
Charlie stepped between hem, brow pinched. “I really don’t think this is necessary. We need a Strategist and Alastor’s one of the best!”
“Says who?” Angel grumbled. “The Vees have been doin’ just fine without him.”
Alastor didn’t rise to the bait, instead signaling to Husk. The lights around them flashed, indicating the match was about to begin.
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When Alastor leaves the Vees and becomes the Hazbin’s Strategist, he expects some growing pains with the newer, dysfunctional team. The last thing he expects is for Lucifer Morningstar, the best player in the sport’s history, to come out of retirement and join too.
Until he winds up in a fake relationship with the man, that is.
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14 Feb 2026
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Charlie had chosen to attend Hazbin Community College, taking advantage of Lucifer's employee perk of free tuition, and they were supposed to spend her first ever fall break together. Instead, he'd been roped into flying halfway across the country to attend some dumb teaching conference with his asshole co-worker Alastor Boudreaux. Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
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07 Jan 2026
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Alastor's ears twisted and swivelled, following the sounds of Lucifer's movements. Every soft tread of his hooves was loud, even muffled as they were against the rug. His own breath was louder, his pulse worse still – trying to steal his attention, trying to make him lose track of where Lucifer was.
A thrill raced down his spine, his tail quivering against his wrists. Folded over one another, as though Lucifer wanted to mock him for his oft-adopted posture when walking about the hotel – but there was no mockery here. Lucifer had tied his wrists, his arms, all so Alastor couldn't touch. It didn't matter what pretty promises he made, the deals he offered – Lucifer had rejected them all.
So here he was. Kneeling on his haunches, stripped to his skin, arms bound behind his back – waiting.
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Or: If Alastor wants to experience Lucifer's wings, he needs to sit still, be good, and let Lucifer decide what he can handle.
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- Part 50 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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29 Dec 2025
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drink it down by sarcasticfishes
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
22 May 2023
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"Were you actually trying to pull, mate?" Joel asks, and Jimmy might almost believe him to be sincere were it not for the constant glint of mischief in that man's eyes. "Thought we were just having a boys’ night."
"Yeah, yeah, I didn't plan on anything but. You know. You've kind of blocked me twice tonight."
"Ohh, Jimmy's frustrated," Grian says, pulling a sad-puppy face, tilting his head up at Jimmy. "You upset we got in the way of your— your conquest, Tim?"
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23 May 2023
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Ren… almost feels guilty about it.
Not entirely guilty, because Martyn had said this was okay. In fact, he’d said verbatim, Any time you want to wake me up with a nice little surprise is fine by me. Or not wake me up. Haha. And also not entirely guilty because, god, if Martyn feels that good around his thumb-
(Or, Ren fucks Martyn while he's sleeping. They both have a good time about it.)
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24 Apr 2023