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love, you're my life's labour by somehowbirds
Fandoms: とんがり帽子のアトリエ | Tongari Boushi no Atelier | Witch Hat Atelier (Manga)
31 Jul 2026
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"I realize my... newest affliction demands much of your time. No one would fault you, Olly, if you find yourself eager to set foot elsewhere."
In the aftermath, some things left unsaid. A comic, please read right-to-left.
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Invisible Monsters and Untouchable Men by septicwheelbarrow (somehowbirds) for euphorbic
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
06 Apr 2015
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In which Charles is a NYPD Detective who reads minds and Erik is the ghost who follows him around.
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The man kneeling above him was frowning, brows furrowed, eyes uncannily bright. The way he stared at Charles sent chills up his spine.
Charles shivered. “So you are here,” he whispered. The noise in his mind had resumed, but this time it was a single wordless voice, which could belong to no other person but the stranger before him. Darkness, though muted, still lurked at the edges, and Charles carefully turned away from it.
“I am,” the man said with a nod. “My name is Erik Lehnsherr.”
“I know,” Charles replied, and to his amazement, it was not untrue. “I read your mind.”
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And The Band Is (Somehow) Still Playing by cheezybananaz, septicwheelbarrow (somehowbirds)
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
07 Feb 2015
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This is a story of boy meets boy. The boy, Erik Lehnsherr, believes that his marching band is the shite. The other boy, Charles Xavier, shares this belief, but without the three-letter article.
Erik meets Charles in November. He knows almost immediately he is an utter bastard who deserves a fist to the face. And, maybe, also who he has (not) been searching for.
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“Raven's told me a lot about you. You've always been rich. Spoiled and privileged. You have a trust fund the size of most people's lifetime earnings, and you never have to lift a finger to survive.”
“I – I don't see how this is related to the topic at hand,” Charles says, hating how uncertain his voice sounds.
“Oh,” Erik whispers, his breath warm against Charles' lips. “It's related all right.”
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The Longest Word by septicwheelbarrow（中文翻译by芮球酱） by Rachel_Er, septicwheelbarrow (somehowbirds)
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Movies)
02 Nov 2014
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“我是Charles Xavier，”他说着，展颜微笑。接着他朝他的轮椅打了个手势。“晚期脊髓成骨细胞癌，阎王还有一年时间就要来召我了。”
过了一会儿，男人也苦笑着指了指自己。“都一样，一年。肺。”紧接着，他不情不愿地开口了，像是他的名字是个天大的秘密似的，“Erik。”
我拒绝了你的现实，换之以我自己的。然而那没有用，于双方而言都是。 -
One Two Tango by septicwheelbarrow (somehowbirds)
Fandoms: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom, X-Men (Movies)
03 Sep 2014
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Erik thinks of Charles and masturbates in the Pentagon. That is literally it.