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    Deception has gotten the best of Miles Morales for a good couple years now. Its tracked him down and resurfaced like weeds between his feet at every moment he’d least expected it. He’ll admit, he has a long way to go when it comes to knowing who to trust and who might be secretly trying to kill you and/or lie to you about your very existence.

    But hey, everybody’s gotta learn somewhere right?

    (or,

    Miles Morales, recently landed in Earth 42, has had enough of everyone’s shit and he’s going to save his dad or so help him he’ll lose his mind.

    Miles Morales 42, just wants to know what the /hell/ is up with his doppelgänger.)

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    14 Jan 2024

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  2. Rec *

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    Some lunatic in a bat costume is running around Gotham clowning on fools, but local delinquent Stephanie Brown has way bigger problems. When her father and friends start joining mob wars Steph knows she has to do something about it before Gotham collapses. If that means joining up with rich dudes playing dress up, pasty nerds with hacking and photography habits, and throwing on a costume herself, then that’s just what she’ll have to do. Even if Batman works alone. She’s convincing.

    In which Stephanie Brown rocks the radical nineties and becomes the first Robin, ruining Batman’s life and giving Tim Drake a hobby.

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  3. Rec *

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    Names are important. The Bats tend to bypass their real names, however, in favour of increasingly dumb nicknames.

    The older sibling trio of Dick, Jason, and Cass are the primary instigators of this. After all, it is their duty.

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  4. Rec 71

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    In the aftermath of the quake that shook Gotham, Helena Bertinelli takes on the mantle of the Bat. (It isn’t like Batman’s using it.) If she’d known the cowl came with a certain moralizing little bird following her around — well, she probably still would’ve done it, but it would’ve been nice to know in advance.

    (Or: Tim and Helena team up 2: electric boogaloo. Now with more bats!)

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    20 Sep 2025

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  5. Rec *

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    To the girl with the bushy hair and the hungry mind, the Hat says RAVENCLAW;

    To the boy with the scar and the ask of otherwise, the Hat says SLYTHERIN;

    To the sixth son who has already chosen the two others, from a chance encounter on a train, the Hat says HUFFLEPUFF;

    and Flitwick is delighted and Sprout is intrigued and Snape is resigned, to say the least.

    Or: Perhaps the trio is inevitable everywhere, but in this variation, none of them are in Gryffindor, and they do their best to build things anyway.

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