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a royal affair by puzzlesthecat
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, The Princess Diaries (Movies)
10 Nov 2025
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what could possibly happen on a stormy summer night on the morozov estate, the princess of genovia and her untrustworthy royal advisor share drinks, dinner, and a midnight snack?
or: the princess diaries au
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10 Nov 2025
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a royal affair
puzzlesthecatSummary:
what could possibly happen on a stormy summer night on the morozov estate, the princess of genovia and her untrustworthy royal advisor share drinks, dinner, and a midnight snack?
or: the princess diaries au
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Hermione was never meant to rewrite the rules. Top of her class. Always prepared. Always predictable. But after one mistake and a humiliating betrayal, her certainty of who she is begins to fracture. And in the unraveling, she starts asking questions no one expects.
Draco notices. He’s not supposed to. Not her, not like this. But the more she slips beyond the version everyone knows, the more she disrupts the carefully constructed lines he’s lived behind.
The year begins like any other. But the ground is shifting. The rules are changing. And the game everyone thought they were playing suddenly doesn’t look the same.
Because this isn’t a story about enemies. Or even allies.
It’s about what happens when two people are faced with a choice: keep playing the roles they’ve always known, or risk everything for something neither of them saw coming.
TLDR:
Hermione wants revenge, picks up a broom, and becomes the hottest problem Draco’s ever had.Tension builds. Clothes come off. Draco can’t look away.
Unfortunately for him, neither can anyone else.
Chaos, thirst, and jersey-related disasters inevitably ensue.
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- English
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- 19/19
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18 Jul 2025
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The Granger Formation
olivemae_writesSummary:
Hermione was never meant to rewrite the rules. Top of her class. Always prepared. Always predictable. But after one mistake and a humiliating betrayal, her certainty of who she is begins to fracture. And in the unraveling, she starts asking questions no one expects.
Draco notices. He’s not supposed to. Not her, not like this. But the more she slips beyond the version everyone knows, the more she disrupts the carefully constructed lines he’s lived behind.
The year begins like any other. But the ground is shifting. The rules are changing. And the game everyone thought they were playing suddenly doesn’t look the same.
Because this isn’t a story about enemies. Or even allies.
It’s about what happens when two people are faced with a choice: keep playing the roles they’ve always known, or risk everything for something neither of them saw coming.
TLDR:
Hermione wants revenge, picks up a broom, and becomes the hottest problem Draco’s ever had.Tension builds. Clothes come off. Draco can’t look away.
Unfortunately for him, neither can anyone else.
Chaos, thirst, and jersey-related disasters inevitably ensue.
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A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.
Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.
Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?
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- 21/21
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- 4,034
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17 Jan 2025
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Against All Odds
quicknotesquimSummary:
A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.
Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.
Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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30 Oct 2024
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BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
WhatMurdahSummary:
“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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The Ruffian by AnonPenguin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
13 Apr 2024
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When Oreya Niima is betrothed to the heir of a great fortune, she struggles to bow to her Uncle's wishes on the grounds that she knows very little about her intended. When her Uncle suggests they return Mr. Solo's gift of a portrait with one of her own, Oreya boldly seeks to offend the rumored pious and traditional Mr. Solo to encourage him to find a wife elsewhere, posing for the artist with a sword and a few of her charms on display.
Unfortunately, for Oreya, Mr. Solo is not offended by the sight of a pair of pretty tits.
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- 7/7
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13 Apr 2024
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The Ruffian
AnonPenguinSummary:
When Oreya Niima is betrothed to the heir of a great fortune, she struggles to bow to her Uncle's wishes on the grounds that she knows very little about her intended. When her Uncle suggests they return Mr. Solo's gift of a portrait with one of her own, Oreya boldly seeks to offend the rumored pious and traditional Mr. Solo to encourage him to find a wife elsewhere, posing for the artist with a sword and a few of her charms on display.
Unfortunately, for Oreya, Mr. Solo is not offended by the sight of a pair of pretty tits.