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a royal affair by puzzlesthecat
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, The Princess Diaries (Movies)
10 Nov 2025
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what could possibly happen on a stormy summer night on the morozov estate, the princess of genovia and her untrustworthy royal advisor share drinks, dinner, and a midnight snack?
or: the princess diaries au
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10 Nov 2025
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a royal affair
puzzlesthecatSummary:
what could possibly happen on a stormy summer night on the morozov estate, the princess of genovia and her untrustworthy royal advisor share drinks, dinner, and a midnight snack?
or: the princess diaries au
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Hermione was never meant to rewrite the rules. Top of her class. Always prepared. Always predictable. But after one mistake and a humiliating betrayal, her certainty of who she is begins to fracture. And in the unraveling, she starts asking questions no one expects.
Draco notices. He’s not supposed to. Not her, not like this. But the more she slips beyond the version everyone knows, the more she disrupts the carefully constructed lines he’s lived behind.
The year begins like any other. But the ground is shifting. The rules are changing. And the game everyone thought they were playing suddenly doesn’t look the same.
Because this isn’t a story about enemies. Or even allies.
It’s about what happens when two people are faced with a choice: keep playing the roles they’ve always known, or risk everything for something neither of them saw coming.
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Hermione wants revenge, picks up a broom, and becomes the hottest problem Draco’s ever had.Tension builds. Clothes come off. Draco can’t look away.
Unfortunately for him, neither can anyone else.
Chaos, thirst, and jersey-related disasters inevitably ensue.
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- English
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- 144,067
- Chapters:
- 19/19
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18 Jul 2025
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The Granger Formation
olivemae_writesSummary:
Hermione was never meant to rewrite the rules. Top of her class. Always prepared. Always predictable. But after one mistake and a humiliating betrayal, her certainty of who she is begins to fracture. And in the unraveling, she starts asking questions no one expects.
Draco notices. He’s not supposed to. Not her, not like this. But the more she slips beyond the version everyone knows, the more she disrupts the carefully constructed lines he’s lived behind.
The year begins like any other. But the ground is shifting. The rules are changing. And the game everyone thought they were playing suddenly doesn’t look the same.
Because this isn’t a story about enemies. Or even allies.
It’s about what happens when two people are faced with a choice: keep playing the roles they’ve always known, or risk everything for something neither of them saw coming.
TLDR:
Hermione wants revenge, picks up a broom, and becomes the hottest problem Draco’s ever had.Tension builds. Clothes come off. Draco can’t look away.
Unfortunately for him, neither can anyone else.
Chaos, thirst, and jersey-related disasters inevitably ensue.
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A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.
Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.
Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?
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- English
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- 185,214
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 11
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- 4,034
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17 Jan 2025
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Against All Odds
quicknotesquimSummary:
A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.
Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.
Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
- Chapters:
- 21/21
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- 7,340
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30 Oct 2024
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BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
WhatMurdahSummary:
“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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The Ruffian by AnonPenguin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
13 Apr 2024
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When Oreya Niima is betrothed to the heir of a great fortune, she struggles to bow to her Uncle's wishes on the grounds that she knows very little about her intended. When her Uncle suggests they return Mr. Solo's gift of a portrait with one of her own, Oreya boldly seeks to offend the rumored pious and traditional Mr. Solo to encourage him to find a wife elsewhere, posing for the artist with a sword and a few of her charms on display.
Unfortunately, for Oreya, Mr. Solo is not offended by the sight of a pair of pretty tits.
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- English
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- 29,106
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 481
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- 1,004
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13 Apr 2024
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The Ruffian
AnonPenguinSummary:
When Oreya Niima is betrothed to the heir of a great fortune, she struggles to bow to her Uncle's wishes on the grounds that she knows very little about her intended. When her Uncle suggests they return Mr. Solo's gift of a portrait with one of her own, Oreya boldly seeks to offend the rumored pious and traditional Mr. Solo to encourage him to find a wife elsewhere, posing for the artist with a sword and a few of her charms on display.
Unfortunately, for Oreya, Mr. Solo is not offended by the sight of a pair of pretty tits.
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The marriage is nothing more than a business arrangement, Rey knows that. Ben Sollozzo will never love her, but acquiring her makes him more powerful.
As a mob wife, Rey has everything she should want: fur coats, fast cars and diamonds. And a husband who doesn't touch her.
She's going to kill him anyway.
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- English
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- 24,741
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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28 Mar 2024
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my saint of saints
EchofarandfaintSummary:
The marriage is nothing more than a business arrangement, Rey knows that. Ben Sollozzo will never love her, but acquiring her makes him more powerful.
As a mob wife, Rey has everything she should want: fur coats, fast cars and diamonds. And a husband who doesn't touch her.
She's going to kill him anyway.
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Thin Ice by PurpleSugarQuills
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
06 Jun 2022
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Rey has three great loves: Knights hockey, bottomless nachos, and how easy her relationship with Beaumont Kin has always been.
So when Beau dumps her before things can get too serious, only to send her a wedding invitation four months later, poor decisions are made.
The first of those poor decisions is tequila shots. The second, allowing Poe unfettered access to her phone. The third is laughing when Poe asks if he can slide into Beaumont’s favorite hockey player’s DMs to ask if he’ll be Rey’s date to the wedding.
But… maybe the decisions aren’t so poor when Ben Solo messages her back.
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a fake-dating hockey modern AU
Series
- Part 2 of 🏒 Hockey Player Ben Solo 🏒
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,225
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
- Comments:
- 593
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- 2,330
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- 546
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- 28,014
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25 Feb 2024
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Thin Ice
PurpleSugarQuillsSummary:
Rey has three great loves: Knights hockey, bottomless nachos, and how easy her relationship with Beaumont Kin has always been.
So when Beau dumps her before things can get too serious, only to send her a wedding invitation four months later, poor decisions are made.
The first of those poor decisions is tequila shots. The second, allowing Poe unfettered access to her phone. The third is laughing when Poe asks if he can slide into Beaumont’s favorite hockey player’s DMs to ask if he’ll be Rey’s date to the wedding.
But… maybe the decisions aren’t so poor when Ben Solo messages her back.
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a fake-dating hockey modern AU
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Hex by Hormonal_Trashbag
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Feb 2024
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For a moment he assumed she was someone’s familiar, but there were few witches in the area. Kylo sincerely doubted any of them would be so cruel as to have their companion fend for themselves in the streets, especially when considering how small she was. Still, there was something undeniably clever about her.
He sighed; either way, it was of no consequence to him.
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- English
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- 76,696
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 2,042
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- 570
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25 Feb 2024
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Hex
Hormonal_TrashbagSummary:
For a moment he assumed she was someone’s familiar, but there were few witches in the area. Kylo sincerely doubted any of them would be so cruel as to have their companion fend for themselves in the streets, especially when considering how small she was. Still, there was something undeniably clever about her.
He sighed; either way, it was of no consequence to him.
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A ballerina meets her match at a tapas bar in Gramercy Park.
Or: The boxing AU.
Series
- Part 1 of sylphs and gladiators
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18 Feb 2024
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Tender
thegoodbutterSummary:
A ballerina meets her match at a tapas bar in Gramercy Park.
Or: The boxing AU.
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Obscura by goldcranes for cattycooper
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Alina Starkov expects very little from life. But when her talent for art forgery catches the eye of the king of the Ravkan underworld, she's swept into a fairytale. The Brothers Grimm kind of fairytale, that is.
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- English
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- 14,464
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 40
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- 540
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- 164
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16 Jan 2024
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Obscura
goldcranesSummary:
Alina Starkov expects very little from life. But when her talent for art forgery catches the eye of the king of the Ravkan underworld, she's swept into a fairytale. The Brothers Grimm kind of fairytale, that is.
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“Why,” Hermione groaned, feeling her face go white-hot. Of all days?
She trudged on, giving a tight smile and praying for the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Because this was just perfect, wasn’t it? They looked objectively cool, while she (a grown twenty-seven year old) was dressed like a princess in the middle of the fucking day. She supposed it could be worse –how? She didn’t know.
AKA: the one where Hermione Granger (whilst dressed as a princess) meets biker Draco Malfoy.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,642
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 321
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- 4,221
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- 1,411
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- 73,404
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29 Dec 2023
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Hey, Princess
MadzolaSummary:
“Why,” Hermione groaned, feeling her face go white-hot. Of all days?
She trudged on, giving a tight smile and praying for the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Because this was just perfect, wasn’t it? They looked objectively cool, while she (a grown twenty-seven year old) was dressed like a princess in the middle of the fucking day. She supposed it could be worse –how? She didn’t know.
AKA: the one where Hermione Granger (whilst dressed as a princess) meets biker Draco Malfoy.
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scotch & seabreeze by tayloremrose
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
18 Oct 2023
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Ben goes with Poe and his friends to see a hypnotist.
He would've never agreed to come if Rey wasn't also going - but she is.
And it probably all would've been fine if the universe didn't have a knack for making his life difficult - but it does.
And the hypnotist choosing him out of the entire crowd wouldn't be so concerning if Ben wasn't secretly head over heels in love with Rey.
But he is.
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19 Oct 2023
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scotch & seabreeze
tayloremroseSummary:
Ben goes with Poe and his friends to see a hypnotist.
He would've never agreed to come if Rey wasn't also going - but she is.
And it probably all would've been fine if the universe didn't have a knack for making his life difficult - but it does.
And the hypnotist choosing him out of the entire crowd wouldn't be so concerning if Ben wasn't secretly head over heels in love with Rey.
But he is.
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How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore?Series
- Part 1 of Spectrum
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 312,286
- Chapters:
- 51/51
- Collections:
- 155
- Comments:
- 9,698
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- 35,931
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- 15,243
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22 Sep 2023
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Remain Nameless
HeyJude19Summary:
How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
The monotony of Draco’s daily routine had become both a lifeline and a noose. But this new habit of grabbing coffee with Hermione Granger is quickly becoming a reason to get out of bed and is unfortunately forcing him to re-evaluate his inconsequential existence.
Hermione is living her life in fragments, separate pieces scattered about, and she can’t find a way to step back and let the full picture form. Why are morning meetings with Draco Malfoy the only thing that make sense anymore? -
Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 199,548
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 208
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- 13,106
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- 95,465
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- 29,804
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19 Sep 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love
isthisselfcareSummary:
Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn
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A smile tickled the corners of Hermione’s mouth as she clicked Send. She listened to the whoosh of the message and then turned off her computer.
When the ping! had come in, she’d had one foot half-out the door of her flat. She’d dropped her coat and darted for her computer desk, a wide grin blossoming at her inbox.
You’ve Got Mail.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,759
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 881
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- 6,410
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16 Sep 2023
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Sincerely Yours
LovesBitca8Summary:
A smile tickled the corners of Hermione’s mouth as she clicked Send. She listened to the whoosh of the message and then turned off her computer.
When the ping! had come in, she’d had one foot half-out the door of her flat. She’d dropped her coat and darted for her computer desk, a wide grin blossoming at her inbox.
You’ve Got Mail.
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When Hermione Granger is presented with a problem, she turns to research. Information, hypotheses, and experiments... These are all things she knows and loves, so it should come as no surprise that when she finds herself with a problem in the bedroom, she knows exactly how to find a solution.
And it just so happens that the solution is in the arms of a strong and confident stranger, with hands and lips that know just how to drive her body wild. The only problem? They belong to Draco Malfoy, the one person she should never trust.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 183,073
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 1,262
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- 11,034
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- 5,316
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- 735,814
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03 Sep 2023
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Contradictions
ambpersandSummary:
When Hermione Granger is presented with a problem, she turns to research. Information, hypotheses, and experiments... These are all things she knows and loves, so it should come as no surprise that when she finds herself with a problem in the bedroom, she knows exactly how to find a solution.
And it just so happens that the solution is in the arms of a strong and confident stranger, with hands and lips that know just how to drive her body wild. The only problem? They belong to Draco Malfoy, the one person she should never trust.
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In the summers between school, a young Hermione Granger finds companionship in a mysterious young wizard near her family’s country home in Wiltshire. They share their troubles under the comfort of their respective anonymity until one fateful encounter destroys their fragile refuge from the real world.
Years later, after a war that devastated Wizarding Europe, Hermione’s one wish is to pursue higher education for her Potions Mastery. Only, one clause leftover from deeply entrenched Muggle-born prejudice sends Hermione into the grueling social season with one goal in mind; to marry the least terrible eligible wizard.
To her misfortune, a scandalous case of mistaken identity binds her future to a man who is certain to be the worst of all. Draco Malfoy; the new Duke of Wiltshire, a war hero, and the boy who broke her heart.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 81,350
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,065
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- 7,542
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- 3,144
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- 252,388
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03 Sep 2023
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To Brew A Scandal
Stars_in_motionSummary:
In the summers between school, a young Hermione Granger finds companionship in a mysterious young wizard near her family’s country home in Wiltshire. They share their troubles under the comfort of their respective anonymity until one fateful encounter destroys their fragile refuge from the real world.
Years later, after a war that devastated Wizarding Europe, Hermione’s one wish is to pursue higher education for her Potions Mastery. Only, one clause leftover from deeply entrenched Muggle-born prejudice sends Hermione into the grueling social season with one goal in mind; to marry the least terrible eligible wizard.
To her misfortune, a scandalous case of mistaken identity binds her future to a man who is certain to be the worst of all. Draco Malfoy; the new Duke of Wiltshire, a war hero, and the boy who broke her heart.
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ALL MOUTH. by vetivervisions
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
31 Oct 2022
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“you know i don’t bruise, right?” she snaps, biting back a groan.
aleksander chastises her with a smack to her still-pulsing cunt. “it wouldn’t hurt for me to try, now would it, kukolka?”
OR: vampire alina and werewolf aleksander join a supernatural dating app. lust consumes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,931
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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- 73
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- 663
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- 221
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29 May 2023
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ALL MOUTH.
themilkteethSummary:
“you know i don’t bruise, right?” she snaps, biting back a groan.
aleksander chastises her with a smack to her still-pulsing cunt. “it wouldn’t hurt for me to try, now would it, kukolka?”
OR: vampire alina and werewolf aleksander join a supernatural dating app. lust consumes.
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Anosmia by cheddarplums
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
28 May 2023
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An·os·mi·a: Loss or impairment of the sense of smell
Do you find yourself letting your nose ruin your first dates? Are you an omega whose hindbrain takes over at the slightest hint of an alpha’s scent? Or are you an alpha who can’t seem to stop thinking with your knot? Based on the #1 hit reality show Love is Blind, this new smell-blind dating show invites all eligible bachelors and bachelorettes of alpha and omega designations to participate in our craziest experiment yet. Come and find a real marriage based on connection alone—without that pesky nose of yours getting in the way! Apply today to get one step closer to finding the mate of your dreams.
Or: The Love is Blind A/B/O AU
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29 May 2023
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Anosmia
hanandcheeseSummary:
An·os·mi·a: Loss or impairment of the sense of smell
Do you find yourself letting your nose ruin your first dates? Are you an omega whose hindbrain takes over at the slightest hint of an alpha’s scent? Or are you an alpha who can’t seem to stop thinking with your knot? Based on the #1 hit reality show Love is Blind, this new smell-blind dating show invites all eligible bachelors and bachelorettes of alpha and omega designations to participate in our craziest experiment yet. Come and find a real marriage based on connection alone—without that pesky nose of yours getting in the way! Apply today to get one step closer to finding the mate of your dreams.
Or: The Love is Blind A/B/O AU -
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05 May 2023
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Zero Trust
For_Want_of_a_NailSummary:
“Another round?” the cocktail waitress asks.
“Alina?” A long-fingered hand on the inside of her knee, testing the waters, seeing what she’ll do.
And this would be the perfect opportunity to call it a night, but she finds she doesn’t want to leave anymore. Wants to keep talking to him, this dangerously handsome older man who pushes her and challenges her, yes, but also makes her feel seen, valued, appreciated for her brain instead of just for what’s between her thighs…
“Yes please,” she says, her eyes never leaving Aleksander’s.
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Product Manager Alina, Venture Capitalist Aleksander, Tech AU