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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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“What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks.
“Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.”
“What is it?” Yoongi asks.
Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick.”
Translations: Russian, Spanish here and here, Portuguese, French, and Italian <3
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The guy looks up, catching him.
Jungkook quickly spins back around to watch grandma haul an entire pack of extra spicy burritos out of her cart.
"Hey."
And then six ears of corn -
"Hey, you."
Also, a 1L bottle of Pina Colada mix.
"Boy with the cute ass, yo."
Jungkook turns. He's leaned over the handle of the cart, corner of his mouth lifted up into a smirk. It looks like it doesn't belong there; simply because it makes this stranger look entirely too sexy, especially with it aimed directly at him.
"Uh, yeah?" Jungkook says.
The guy blinks slowly. "You into time machines?"
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Jeongguk reacts badly to not being noticed.
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Not Easily Conquered by dropdeaddream, WhatAreFears
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Jul 2015
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