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A Wolf and a Bard Walk into a Bar... (I Forget the Rest) by SuperFrikinAngsty
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
21 Jun 2023
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The bard’s first drink was nearly gone when the door to the tavern was thrown open. All conversations stopped as every patron turned to look at the newcomer. The air tensed around him, and Jaskier sighed.
Witcher. Mutant, the people around him whispered. Hatred and fear colored their voices as they cursed the man walking inside with uneven steps.
Jaskier sniffed the air tentatively and sighed in relief when the scent didn’t match the one he’d spent the past months avoiding. Instead of horse and onion, this witcher smelled of sulfur and blood.
Well. That wasn’t good.
Based on the Tumblr prompt that Jaskier and Lambert team up after the Mountain and wreak all sorts of havoc!
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- Part 1 of A Wolf and a Bard
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23 Oct 2025
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Keith gets bits by a love bug and falls for Lance. Allura gets bit and falls for Hunk. The only problem is that Keith already has a real, overwhelming crush on Lance, so he decides to only do what Allura does so he doesn't give himself away. A plan that rapidly falls apart.
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Lance stared at him expectantly.
Keith raised his brows at him. “And this… is why… we wear helmets! You reckless, stupid-stupidly hot, annoyingly charming—”
“Watch out, guys,” Pidge cut in. “I think Keith’s gonna self-combust trying to compliment Lance and drag him at the same time.”
Lance shoved Keith’s helmet into his chest. “Seriously? Acting like you’re dying, making me feel guilty about taking your helmet off, and you just didn’t wanna say anything nice to me? You’re a dick.”- Language:
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19 May 2024
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“Valentine’s day is on Friday.”
“I know…”
“Do you have plans with anyone?”
“No, Stiles. I don’t have any plans."
“I was thinking… do you, maybe, want to do something with me?”
“Sure. That sounds nice.”
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“Oh, shit, I’m so sorry Stiles. I forgot to tell you.”
“Tell me what?”
“Erica’s date bailed, and she had these reservations… if she doesn’t go she’ll have to pay for cancelling so late and she didn’t want to go alone.”
“Erica’s date bailed? What a jerk. Okay so…”
“I’m gonna go with her.”
“…you’re gonna go with her?”
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OR: The one where Stiles asks Derek on a Valentine's date and Derek just... doesn't get it.
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22 Mar 2022
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Geralt can’t help but wonder who would follow a Witcher into the woods. The off-beaten path isn’t safe for anyone.
Dwelling on who it is won’t do much good. Not when knows he has to prepare himself for an attack.
He sets up camp in a clearing. Still no definitive sign of his pursuer.Until he just… swaggers into Geralt’s camp.
A Witcher.
A young Witcher.
(an interconnected series of drabbles)
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01 Mar 2022
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Someone is knocking on the large, wooden double doors that serve as the entrance to Kaer Morhen. In the middle of winter. In the middle of a blizzard.
The witchers move almost as one, grabbing their weapons. They make their way to the door, Geralt stepping up and preparing to open it as the others fall into formation behind him, ready for a fight. Geralt opens the door.
On the other side, Geralt sees… well, Geralt thinks he sees Jaskier, though he looks different, very different. Smells different, even.
“Jaskier?” Geralt asks, startled.
Jaskier smiles widely at him. Terrifyingly, there is blood in his teeth.
“I brought you a present,” Jaskier says, nonsensically.
For years, Jaskier has been silently telling Geralt he loves him. Only, certain secrets have always prevented Geralt from understanding. But now those secrets are out, and there are two cats loose in Kaer Morhen.
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28 Feb 2022