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    Advice columnist Lestat Lioncourt has been assigned a new piece about what to do to get someone to dump you in ten days. Louis DuLac is an advertising executive who, in order to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a man fall in love with him in a week and a half.

    When Lestat and Louis meet, their plans backfire.

    Or, a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU.

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    04 Mar 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    “That a vampire thing?” he drawls. “Brooding all over yourself while staring at a painting that’s so on-the-nose symbolic of your past that it’s borderline offensive to the audience?”

    Armand chuckles, coming up behind him, and wraps his arms around Daniel’s waist, hooks his chin over Daniel’s shoulder.

    “That depends,” he says, peering at the painting with him. “Which part of your past are you brooding about?”

     

    Or: Daniel and Armand tour three art locations, meet up with two old friends, and share one braincell.

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    25 Feb 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    “We talked about this when we moved in, we said no maiming the neighbours!”

    “I haven’t touched him,” Armand protests.

    “Yeah, no, psychological torture very much counts as maiming.”

    “Not according to the Cambridge Dictionary. I checked.”

     

    Or: Armand needs some enrichment in his enclosure. Lucky for him, Daniel is there to help.

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    24 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “You used to be interesting. A fascinating boy. I’m sure you can summon some of that to save your book and your life.”

    “What do you want me to do? Tap dance?”

    Armand took another paper from Daniel’s stack, ripping easily from the notebook. “Take off your clothing.”

    “Excuse me.”

    Armand’s blank look did nothing to clarify the situation. “I want to see what you look like.”
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    Daniel was alone, in a foreign country, with a vampire whose marriage he just destroyed. God help him.

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    16 Feb 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    He wanted Armand, and a year since his turning he had had enough of the silent, self-punishing from his devil. Professional instigator he was and stubborn to the marrow of his bones, Daniel wasn’t going to accept it for much longer.

     

    or, 5 times Armand and Daniel run away, and the 1 time they don't.

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    11 Feb 2025