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You land on the listing while idly scrolling through tourist spot recommendations, undecided on where to go or how to spend your PTO after a long, long year of hard work and no rest. On the seventeenth page of TravelAdvisor dot com under Tropical Leisure Resorts, is the column for Moonlight’s Caress Resort- the rather cheesy name catches your eye but the 1,789 five star reviews hold your attention.
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15 Dec 2023
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Cute Boys, Dildos, And Weed by orphan_account for spaceagecountrygirl
Fandoms: South Park
24 Apr 2023
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“It’s fine, it’s really fine!” he hears her say, muffled by the pounding in his ears and the loud thought of Jesus Christ, I need to get out of here. His hands scramble for the dildo, grabbing it around the base, going to stand upwards but heading face first into some poor man’s crotch. He stumbles backwards, falling off ballance onto his ass, still profusely apologising louder now, grabbing the penis and looking up and seeing—
Oh.
Fuck.
While Kyle finds any man his age in public instantly attractive, there is no denying this guy is hot. His face is soft, not soft in the way of round cheeks and a soft jaw— no, his features are angular but the immediate impression he gives off is one of kindness, mouth pulled into a slight grin, eyelashes, long, dark, and thick. His black hair falls over his eyes, and he’s wearing pants with fall far too low on his waist, his happy trail visible, about three inches until his shirt starts, some band tee which is cropped. Suddenly every possible sound capable of leaving his mouth leaves his body, finding himself gaping stupidly at this attractive stranger.
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Stan works at the sex store which happens to sell weed from. Kyle crushes HARDBookmarked by spidergxtz
16 Jul 2023