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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    He knew why it was happening. He wasn’t fucking stupid. He possessed and was known for his tactical brilliance in the field; it wasn’t hard to apply that same analysis to his social life and see the glaring structural failures.

    He knew he was difficult and abrasive. He knew, intimately so, that he was a logistical nightmare.

    Katsuki was the friend you had to handle with oven mitts, a hazard that required constant vigilance. And frankly, they were all probably tired of getting burned. They all probably wanted to hold things with their bare hands now.

    They wanted easy. And Katsuki was far from fucking easy. He knew that, and it was fine.

    Or, alternatively, the one where the Bakusquad drifts apart post-graduation, Katsuki blames no one but himself, and then Hanta shows up.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Years? No wonder Zan-Zan’s buff as hell now! Jabber’s mind reels from the implications… Zanka must be lying. What in the Abyss would compel him to join this raggedy-ass band of losers? How could he ever replace the thrill of fighting strong enemies with mindless trash beasts? Something's not adding up.
     
    And another thing: it’s allegedly been years, and Zanka still has that fuck-ass mullet? Jabber’s eyes crinkle, and Zanka bristles. “What?”
     
    “On God we gon’ get you a better barber, man,” Jabber wheezes with a laugh.

    Or: Jabber wakes up in Cleaner HQ missing 3 years of memory. Zanka refuses to fill him in on it.

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    21 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    Zanka blinks slowly. His brow furrows and his voice comes out angry when he asks, “Ya mean that?”

    …“What?”

    “I said, do you mean that?” Zanka slowly lowers Assistaff and stands up straight. His face is guarded and Jabber….

    Jabber is beyond confused.

    “Do I mean what?”

     

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    Jabber is a man of desires, and Zanka, above all else, is what he desires most.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    At his absolute lowest, Zanka runs away from Cleaners HQ to find a quiet place to rot in his own misery. Enter Jabber, who takes one look at him and promptly decides 'fuck that shit, let's go on a bender'.

    AKA: How Zanka goes from the lowest point in his life to the highest point in his life to somewhere comfortably in between- each one all thanks to Jabber.

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    10 Mar 2026