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    MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
    rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:

    ✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
    ✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
    ✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
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    rozanov defender @gremlinroz
    ... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
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    lea @rozanovsss
    getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
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    The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.

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    30 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Ilya,” Shane whimpers. “Ilya, kiss me. Kiss me.”

    Ilya obliges, but not before teasing Shane with a kiss to his arm. The whine in response has Ilya smiling against his skin.

    “What? I kiss, like you asked.”

    “Asshole.”

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    26 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    "We all get our bell rung eventually, right?"

    "Right."

    Apparently it's Ilya's turn.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Shane Hollander was a man defined by rigor. By structure. By the elegant logic of a system mastered through sheer, unyielding effort. He spoke seven languages, not because they came naturally—though French and English had been a delightful exception—but because he pursued fluency like a grand, intellectual hunt.

    He, however, was failing Russian 301, and the solution was an enforced, peer-led intervention. His required tutor was a junior who knew the language “by osmosis”, and who, Shane knew from the university bulletin and an unfortunate run-in near the campus gym, belonged to the most obnoxious caste on campus: the frat star athletes.

    Ilya fucking Rozanov.

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    25 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 22

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    “What do you imagine retired life to look like?” Shane asks, hours later.

    “Want to spend lots of time with you. Annoy you. Cuddle you. Fuck you,” he nips at Shane’s shoulder at that last part. “I want to find job. Maybe work more at Irina foundation. Or do something else so I don’t get bored. Will be WAG, then, yes? So come to games but also hang out with other women. And Harris.”

    Ilya presses a series of kisses to Shane’s neck, soft strands of hair tickling his face. “Make meal for hot husband, wait for him to come home. Rail him over kitchen counter. Or pick him up from practice, fuck him on hood of Lamborghini.  Yellow one.”
    “Anything else apart from work and sex with your sexy husband?”

    Ilya considers leaving it at that, but he has also learned that keeping secrets never works.
    “Kids. One, maybe two,” he says.  

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    This is the prequel to Moon, Sun and Stars. It's basically our boys on the way to being girl dads.

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    25 Jan 2026