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The thing was, Robert never shot him down. Sure, he was their boss, it made sense that he’d be at least professionally polite to them—but this was not a normal working environment. He was in charge of a team of partially-reformed supervillains. The dispatchers weren’t supposed to be nice to them! They weren’t supposed to… to tell them they did a good job, or give them pep talks, or… talk to them like a person, when everyone else treated them like an asset at best and a dubiously-defused bomb at worst.
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Sonar asks Robert out.
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11 Jan 2026
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Some of the bribes he accepted. Some he did not. It really depended on the HR Violation scale that had been long since pushed to it's limit by this ridiculous ensemble of a team he called his own.
"Ten minutes."
He raised a single eyebrow up at him. "Of?…"
"Holding you." Sonar said bluntly, shifting from one foot to the next as his ear flicked.
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AKA, fellas is it gay to test if you are indeed Robertsexual by having the man sit on your lap
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10 Jan 2026
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Also know as "The 5 Times Robert Showed his Team How Much of a Normie He Wasn’t and the 1 Time They were Reminded Brutally How Normie He Was".
Robert Robertson the Third doesn't have the same pain tolerance most humans do. The Z-Team isn't used to it.
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09 Jan 2026
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Beef has been Robert's loyal companion for a long time, but he has so much more love to share. So when Robert gets a job that allows Beef to be around new people, of course the little dog is going to make friends with everyone.
Basically, little shorts that center around Beef's interactions with the Z-Team
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09 Jan 2026
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i can't shake the feeling, of you by my side by sleepyyboyy
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Robert always knew he was different, but he didn’t expect “different” to mean falling hopelessly for the newest member of the Z Team. Waterboy is sweet, earnest, and completely unaware of the chaos he causes in Robert’s chest.
As responsibilities pile up and the team becomes more unpredictable, Robert has one mission he refuses to admit: don’t fall any harder.
This obviously does not go as planned.
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Title credit to Kissing Someone Else by Caroline Kingsbury
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02 Jan 2026