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• Lightbulbs and Why They Don't Belong in One's Vagina by shooting_stxr (stxrver), stxrver, TheClearBalloon0820

  Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Christian Bible  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dobby/Shrek
  • Shrek & Simon Peter | Saint Peter
  • Dobby & Simon Peter | Saint Peter
  • Dobby (Harry Potter)
  • Shrek (Shrek)
  • Simon Peter | Saint Peter (Christianity)
  • Heaven
  • Hell
  • Heaven & Hell
  • improper use of lightbulbs
  • Bombs
  • Object Insertion
  • Nuclear Weapons
  • don't worry he doesn't shove a bomb up his ass
  • Crack
  • Crack Crossover
  • Crack Relationships
  • Multiple cocks
  • Inaccurate Anatomy
  • Anatomy of House Elves
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Written in Frantic Fanfic

  Summary

  "Jump."

  "What?" Dobby questioned, scared.

  "I said jump," answered Saint Peter. "You belong in hell."

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  Alternatively titled: Dobby feels funny

  Series

  • Part 4 of Frantic Fanfic Shenanigans

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  331

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