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If we lose our bottom half in an accident, spoke the Curious George in him that loved pseudo-science and conspiracy theory spoofs, does our body know what to grow back?
But we were talking about clownfish.
“What about the clownfish?”
“Jesus. Are you done talking to yourself?”
Or, how Wade Wilson accidentally grows a pussy.
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- Part 1 of the pussy saga
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
19 Jul 2025
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saturday, saturday, saturday by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.
Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.
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Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
11 Jul 2025
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
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Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
09 Jul 2025
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winner, winner by charlatonsandsaints for sciderman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Aug 2021
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"You're. You're sexy-posing where we eat."
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
07 Jul 2025
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Incognito by Crouching Queer (Subarucomet)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Cable and Deadpool
28 May 2018
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Deadpool introduces Cable to porn.
The video, Deadpool realises belatedly, is way too quiet. There's no cheesy bass line that gets stuck in his head and makes him feel each pulse in his dick. There's just the soft rustling of clothes against skin as the man strips. It's got an aesthetic to it, but it doesn't stop Deadpool from hearing the catch in Cable's breath once the man steps out of his underwear and crawls on to the desk.
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
18 Jun 2025