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If we lose our bottom half in an accident, spoke the Curious George in him that loved pseudo-science and conspiracy theory spoofs, does our body know what to grow back?
But we were talking about clownfish.
“What about the clownfish?”
“Jesus. Are you done talking to yourself?”
Or, how Wade Wilson accidentally grows a pussy.
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- Part 1 of the pussy saga
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
19 Jul 2025
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saturday, saturday, saturday by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.
Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.
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- English
- Words:
- 23,248
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 370
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Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
11 Jul 2025
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Deadpool: Arrival by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Sep 2024
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Peter is a comic books fan, which is probably pretty weird considering he's an actual superhero, but whatever. He's made peace with it.
Now an adult with a full-time job to juggle on top of his Spider-Man duties, he doesn't have time to read most releases for his favorite characters, save for one: Deadpool. He keeps up religiously with Deadpool. Even has a poster of him on his wall, and even occasionally talks to that poster just to keep the crippling loneliness of his double-life at bay.
Deadpool's newest and most mysterious series, Deadpool: Arrival, is... strange. The plot is paper thin and pointless, none of Deadpool's usual crowd shows up, and his fourth wall breaks are... weird. Like, weird weird. Uncanny, some might say.
Or, really, one might say. Because the longer Peter reads, the more he begins to realize that all those fourth wall breaks, all those weird asides, seem to be tailored to one person, and one person alone: himself.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 21,144
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 323
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- 2,194
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- 480
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- 15,685
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
09 Jul 2025
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winner, winner by charlatonsandsaints for sciderman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Aug 2021
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"You're. You're sexy-posing where we eat."
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
07 Jul 2025
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Incognito by Crouching Queer (Subarucomet)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Cable and Deadpool
28 May 2018
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Deadpool introduces Cable to porn.
The video, Deadpool realises belatedly, is way too quiet. There's no cheesy bass line that gets stuck in his head and makes him feel each pulse in his dick. There's just the soft rustling of clothes against skin as the man strips. It's got an aesthetic to it, but it doesn't stop Deadpool from hearing the catch in Cable's breath once the man steps out of his underwear and crawls on to the desk.
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
18 Jun 2025
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eliminate the difference by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Feb 2025
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from discord chatter about bodyswapping: in a bodyswap sitch where Wade is like, "man, whew, long day. can't wait to jerk off", did we explore:
Peter sputters. "You can't jerk off! That's my body! That's my dick!"
"It's okay, Websy, you can jerk my dick off! Equal opportunity jerking off! Have at it, cowboy."
Peter cannot believe this is fucking happening.
"That's not the point," he hisses. "I don't want you touching my dick."
Not like this, Peter thinks, despairing.
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- Part 7 of scenes from the spideypool discord
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,951
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
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- 579
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- 61
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- 4,713
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
17 May 2025
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“The smile Eighteen gives him when he flops down on the bed next to him is soft and lazy, still coming off of the oxycontin high.
Seventeen thinks about what nearly happened before Kai interrupted, about Eighteen’s fingers threading through his hair, the fond look he’d given him over Nasha’s shoulder as he watched them kiss.
It makes his stomach flip- it shouldn’t because Eighteen is technically him, and he shouldn’t really be attracted to himself- but it does.”
Mickey and Mickey jerk off together, and that’s about it.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,209
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 32
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- 384
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- 35
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Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
14 Mar 2025
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Vi despises mornings—unless they’re like this. Caitlyn gasping against her neck, knee hitched up over her hips as she half-lays atop her, hand fisted in Vi’s loose top, grinding against the soft packer she sleeps in. Vi traces the line of her spine through her own sleep shirt, hiking Caitlyn’s knee higher for a better angle, a dream in stunning, sun-washed warm tones, canvas their sheets. She doesn’t know how long they’ve been doing this, time slipping from them both within the gilded frame of the curtains of their bed, only knows Caitlyn wants more.
They both do.
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
24 Jan 2025
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you just have to take it by goldlinings
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
30 Nov 2024
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“Can’t believe you haven’t used this before,” Vi breathes and thumbs over the curved, fat tip, watching the runes painting the side light up under her touch and she shivers. Looks up at Caitlyn with a wide, victorious grin that makes her shiver as she steps to the side of the bed. “Oh. Yeah, I can work with this.”
Bookmarked by squanderedsoil (subtextham)
06 Jan 2025
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I Want to Take You There by fanficbug
Fandoms: Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool and Wolverine 2024
29 Jul 2024
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No one’s writing powerbottom!Wolverine?
Thanos voice: Fine, I’ll do it myself.
Car Scene!
Bookmarked by subtextham
11 Aug 2024
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At Last by bluedream17
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men - All Media Types
04 Aug 2024
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If you'd told Wade Wilson approximately 48 hours ago that the best sex of his life would occur in the backseat of a Honda Odyssey, he’d tell you to go fuck yourself right off the nearest cliff. But if you’d told him the guy with whom he’d be doing said fucking was Logan wearing the classic Wolverine canary suit, he would’ve came right then and there from just the thought.
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At Last(Or, the one where Wade and Logan fuck Crazy Style in the Honda Odyssey)
Bookmarked by subtextham
05 Aug 2024
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you're here with me (it's like a dream) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2024
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I know what you’re probably thinking. You’re thinking that after everything I’ve been through in the last few weeks there’s no possible way it could get worse. The movie’s over, right? You probably thought Deadpool and Wolverine were living happily ever after with Blind Al, and all their problems were forever solved, and there’s no way it could get worse.
Well, spoiler alert: it got a whole lot fucking worse.
Wade and Logan dance around their feelings until they can't anymore and have to face them head-on.
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- Part 1 of the midnight hour
Bookmarked by subtextham
05 Aug 2024
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take another look at you by shrack
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2024
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Wade calls after Logan and invites him back to meet Al. Logan indulges him.
Bookmarked by subtextham
03 Aug 2024
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,586
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 224
- Kudos:
- 2,007
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- 416
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- 13,185
Bookmarked by subtextham
05 May 2024
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Turned Up To Eleven by Stevieschrodinger
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Apr 2021
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Peter's been having issues.
He's shocked to find Deadpool's actually a good guy...
Bookmarked by subtextham
10 Sep 2023
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Little Beau Pete Loves to Eat (and Wade Would Love to Stuff Him) by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jun 2023
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Peter thought he was about to die and he didn’t want to die a ghost, with no one knowing Spider-Man’s name. So he blurted his name to Wade.
Fortunately, Peter did not die.
Unfortunately, Wade completely forgot his name.
And yeah, Peter’s got some feelings about that.Alternatively: Spidey's pissy and Wade tries to fix it with food.
Bookmarked by subtextham
21 Jun 2023
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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,412
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 561
- Kudos:
- 2,856
- Bookmarks:
- 655
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- 30,766
Bookmarked by subtextham
18 Jun 2023
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Sugar on Top by Trolleyy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Apr 2023
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Peter comes home after pulling a few back-to-back all-nighters in the lab. He's just in time for another round of marathon sleep, food, sex, and guilt tripping.
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- Part 3 of Kinky Ki-Yay
Bookmarked by subtextham
28 Apr 2023
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Babe Wake Up, It's Pumpkin Spice Season by X_Gon_Give_It for CrystalWaters798
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Sep 2022
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He glances over the thick black lettering above the picture
(SPIDER-MAN AND DEADPOOL: PARTNERS?
) and focuses solely on Deadpool. The merc has two guns out in an exchange of bullets with a robber inside a bank. This wasn’t long ago. A week at most. Each shot had been calculated, the bullets never missing their mark, as the smell of smoke and gunpowder drifted in the air, heavy enough to choke on. Peter roamed over the display of muscles covered by a body suit of spandex and leather. For someone who rarely exposed their skin, Deadpool’s suit had a way of accenting every inch of his body. His steady posture didn’t help. Or those rolling shoulders. His large hands. Again, the feeling stirs in Peter’s gut, more insistently.
Urging.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,460
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 41
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- 2,859
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- 376
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- 21,729
Bookmarked by subtextham
01 Apr 2023
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Wade Wilson's Guide to Studying Your Spider by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Jan 2024
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After months of working with Spider-Man, Wade Wilson realizes there are a lot more to his hero's powers than meets the eye...
AKA
The one where Wade notices that Spider-Man has been acting weirder and weirder, and the more he looks into it, the more he realizes that his not-so-normal partner in crime(fighting) is a lot stranger than he thought.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 115,268
- Chapters:
- 19/?
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 2,043
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- 7,954
- Bookmarks:
- 1,816
- Hits:
- 181,956
Bookmarked by subtextham
29 Mar 2023