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    Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?

    Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.

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    17 Dec 2025

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    A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.

    "Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.

    (Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"

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    20 Oct 2025

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    thistle always writes the best heartfelt fics omg

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    Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.

    Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.

    There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.

    ‘FIND ME’.

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    Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    amazing 💅🏻 i love me some good identity porn and this is a beautifully unique take on the trope. honestly could be its own comic run

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    Slade's nice and easy 'capture the trust fund kid and hold him hostage' contract turns out to be more complicated than he bargained for.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    🥵🥵🥵

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    Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.

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    Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

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    24 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    crazy sweet and funny and sexy???? love 💕

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