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The Wade Wilson Gambit: A Love Story by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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Steve Rogers, head coach of the Avengers, takes a calculated risk.
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... and a wiper fluid chaser by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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"You're disgusting," Logan mutters.
"Oh, that doesn't even cover half of it," Wade agrees with glee.
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💰 BIG YACHT MONEY 💰 by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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When Kingpin puts a bounty on Spider-Man's head, Wade is the first to take the job.
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as you wish by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Several years after having found true love and lost it, talented and brilliant apothecarist Peter finds himself engaged to be married to Duke Harry Osborn, young lord of the realm. It is a marriage of convenience for Peter and nothing more.
But the night he is married, Peter is kidnapped by a small team of criminals for reasons unknown. More shockingly, as they cross the dangerous sea and enter the enemy country of Latveria, the criminals learn they are being relentlessly pursued by the unkillable rogue, Deadpool. Yet not all is as it seems: the longer Peter remains in Deadpool's clutches, the stronger the memories of his past return, and another sinister scheme—one beyond Peter's imagination—begins to unfold.
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Or, that Princess Bride AU.
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up up down by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Sep 2025
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A proton ( p or H+ )—a stable subatomic particle with a positive charge ( +1e )—is comprised of three elementary particles: two up quarks ( u ) and one down quark ( d ). The strong forces between these three quarks are mediated by massless particles called gluons ( g ).
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or, Peter has an atypical Tuesday.
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Series
- Part 3 of WHACK-A-6.022x10^23
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WHACK-A-6.022x10^23 by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Sep 2025
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calci's spideypool kinktober prompts 😈
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
17 Dec 2025
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
20 Oct 2025
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thistle always writes the best heartfelt fics omg
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You've Always Known About Me by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
03 Nov 2024
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Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.
Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.
There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.
‘FIND ME’.
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Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.- Language:
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- Words:
- 26,115
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- 10/10
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- 2,181
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
26 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
amazing 💅🏻 i love me some good identity porn and this is a beautifully unique take on the trope. honestly could be its own comic run
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A Bird in the Hand by Sandrine Shaw (Sandrine) for wednesday
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Grayson (Comics)
06 Apr 2022
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Slade's nice and easy 'capture the trust fund kid and hold him hostage' contract turns out to be more complicated than he bargained for.
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
24 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
crazy sweet and funny and sexy???? love 💕

