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The Wade Wilson Gambit: A Love Story by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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Steve Rogers, head coach of the Avengers, takes a calculated risk.
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... and a wiper fluid chaser by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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"You're disgusting," Logan mutters.
"Oh, that doesn't even cover half of it," Wade agrees with glee.
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💰 BIG YACHT MONEY 💰 by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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When Kingpin puts a bounty on Spider-Man's head, Wade is the first to take the job.
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out there (somewhere) in the woods by ricyihkasl (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Oct 2025
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It is the summer of 1987. Wayne Munson has been missing (and presumed dead) for over a year, leaving behind his house and the attached tourist trap, 'Munson & Munson's Marvelous Mysteries', to his nephew, Eddie. Running a fake museum isn't exactly what Eddie saw himself doing when he was sixteen years old, but he's grown to love it... even if the old cabin doesn't have central air and the memories of his uncle linger like ghosts in every corner.
Working alongside Eddie is his best friend Chrissy, recently separated from her high school sweetheart, and Dustin, the museum's nerdy minion extraordinaire. Together with their support, weekly jam sessions with his bandmates, and the small D&D club he runs on Monday afternoons, Eddie's life has slowly begun to return to normal. Sure, he could live without Dustin's wild speculations about Hawkins being a supernatural hotspot, and sure, he would prefer not to have a crush on Steve Harrington, the world's sexiest firefighter, but he's got bigger worries: worries such as Jason Carver, who is convinced that Eddie has stolen Chrissy away from him through satanic means, and is hellbent on proving it.
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as you wish by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Several years after having found true love and lost it, talented and brilliant apothecarist Peter finds himself engaged to be married to Duke Harry Osborn, young lord of the realm. It is a marriage of convenience for Peter and nothing more.
But the night he is married, Peter is kidnapped by a small team of criminals for reasons unknown. More shockingly, as they cross the dangerous sea and enter the enemy country of Latveria, the criminals learn they are being relentlessly pursued by the unkillable rogue, Deadpool. Yet not all is as it seems: the longer Peter remains in Deadpool's clutches, the stronger the memories of his past return, and another sinister scheme—one beyond Peter's imagination—begins to unfold.
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Or, that Princess Bride AU.
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Recent series
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WHACK-A-6.022x10^23 by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
30 Sep 2025
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calci's spideypool kinktober prompts 😈
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the spoopy sin bin by calcidekudine (calciseptine)
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 May 2018
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calcidekudine's boku no hero academia kinktober collection for 2017 and 2018
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initally written for Ghoulcy Week, this series features short stories in chronological order and titles from Hozier's song, 'Wasteland, Baby!'.
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irish irish coffee by calciseptine, faorism
Fandom: Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
29 Jan 2012
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an alternate universe starring tony, steve, and their relationship.
→part of the ongoing project, the helvetica chronicles
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Arthur is an Oxford Blue. Merlin is an Oxford cox. Lancelot is Merlin's romantic-dalliance-loving friend. Morgana is horribly clever; Gwen is cleverly waiting for Lancelot to grow up. Merlin and Arthur rub each other the wrong way, at first, but it soon becomes clear that Arthur is a university-class rower with a world-class heart (yes, I typed that). Clichés ensue.
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Bookmarked by calciseptine
22 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
i remember reading this when it was first published and how deeply it affected me. such an amazing story
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
17 Dec 2025
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we shut ‘em up, and then we shut ‘em down by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Oct 2024
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Eddie Munson is a mechanic at his uncle’s sunny SoCal garage during the day; at night, he’s one of the most highly sought after mechanics for the street racing community as they race for pink slips, cash, and glory. He works on all the winningest cars, makes a killing in his bets and cuts with the racers for his work, and is generally just a top dog in this underworld scene — until some new hotshot out of Miami shows up, allegedly tight with racing legend Joyce Byers (or maybe that ex-cop squeeze of hers), and starts sniping wins from Eddie’s guys. He wants to hate him, and the suped up, hot pink Honda S2000 he rolled in on; it’s just too bad that he’s also just Eddie’s type: pretty, mean, and lethal behind the wheel.
He’s desperate to keep his wits about him and to keep this grudge going, but it’s fucking near impossible when it seems like him and Harrington can’t keep their hands off each other whenever they end up in the same darkened clubs to save their lives. And it’s maybe even worse than just a shitty crush, because, all the while, someone is causing trouble for the whole racing community when a trio of white Honda Civics start robbing eighteen wheelers of their cargo, bringing the heat down on all of them...
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Bookmarked by ricyihkasl (calciseptine)
10 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
sometimes you gotta read a niche au you know nothing about just to get your shit wrecked and come out woozy and grateful for it
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routine care by xlyks for readingintothings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2025
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Katsuki’s right arm doesn’t work like it used to, not since the last fight with Shigaraki. So Izuku starts helping with the little things. After all, he's the only one who gets to help him now.
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Bookmarked by calcidekudine (calciseptine)
29 Oct 2025
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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Bookmarked by three-fingered (calciseptine)
20 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
thistle always writes the best heartfelt fics omg