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The Wade Wilson Gambit: A Love Story by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Captain America - All Media Types
23 Dec 2025
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Steve Rogers, head coach of the Avengers, takes a calculated risk.
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... and a wiper fluid chaser by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Dec 2025
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"You're disgusting," Logan mutters.
"Oh, that doesn't even cover half of it," Wade agrees with glee.
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💰 BIG YACHT MONEY 💰 by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Dec 2025
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When Kingpin puts a bounty on Spider-Man's head, Wade is the first to take the job.
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out there (somewhere) in the woods by ricyihkasl (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Oct 2025
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It is the summer of 1987. Wayne Munson has been missing (and presumed dead) for over a year, leaving behind his house and the attached tourist trap, 'Munson & Munson's Marvelous Mysteries', to his nephew, Eddie. Running a fake museum isn't exactly what Eddie saw himself doing when he was sixteen years old, but he's grown to love it... even if the old cabin doesn't have central air and the memories of his uncle linger like ghosts in every corner.
Working alongside Eddie is his best friend Chrissy, recently separated from her high school sweetheart, and Dustin, the museum's nerdy minion extraordinaire. Together with their support, weekly jam sessions with his bandmates, and the small D&D club he runs on Monday afternoons, Eddie's life has slowly begun to return to normal. Sure, he could live without Dustin's wild speculations about Hawkins being a supernatural hotspot, and sure, he would prefer not to have a crush on Steve Harrington, the world's sexiest firefighter, but he's got bigger worries: worries such as Jason Carver, who is convinced that Eddie has stolen Chrissy away from him through satanic means, and is hellbent on proving it.
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as you wish by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Several years after having found true love and lost it, talented and brilliant apothecarist Peter finds himself engaged to be married to Duke Harry Osborn, young lord of the realm. It is a marriage of convenience for Peter and nothing more.
But the night he is married, Peter is kidnapped by a small team of criminals for reasons unknown. More shockingly, as they cross the dangerous sea and enter the enemy country of Latveria, the criminals learn they are being relentlessly pursued by the unkillable rogue, Deadpool. Yet not all is as it seems: the longer Peter remains in Deadpool's clutches, the stronger the memories of his past return, and another sinister scheme—one beyond Peter's imagination—begins to unfold.
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Or, that Princess Bride AU.
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up up down by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Sep 2025
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A proton ( p or H+ )—a stable subatomic particle with a positive charge ( +1e )—is comprised of three elementary particles: two up quarks ( u ) and one down quark ( d ). The strong forces between these three quarks are mediated by massless particles called gluons ( g ).
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or, Peter has an atypical Tuesday.
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- Part 3 of WHACK-A-6.022x10^23
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latent heat by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Sep 2025
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Latent heat: the energy absorbed or released by an object or thermodynamic system when it undergoes a constant temperature process (e.g. a phase change [ See: melting ] ). Specific latent heat ( L ) is defined by the amount of energy ( Q ) needed to transform a unit of mass ( m ) ; an intrinsic property, L is unique to the object or thermodynamic system, and requires different values of Q to affect change.
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or, Peter hates summer.
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- Part 2 of WHACK-A-6.022x10^23
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ITCH / SCRATCH by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Sep 2025
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Peter and Wade unwind.
A 5+1.
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the eight second hold on by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Sep 2025
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Back in 2004, National Geographic wrote an article on bull riding and called it "the most dangerous eight seconds in sports". Peter—who has been riding bulls since he was seventeen—can't help but agree.
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"C'mon, vaquero," Wade purrs. "I wanna see how you ride."
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TRUST FALL by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Sep 2025
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At least Deadpool's having fun, Peter thinks sourly as the man below him plows steadily through the mass produced army. Wires spark. Oil leaks. Metal heads and limbs skitter across the road and sidewalks, macabre even in its bloodlessness.
Aloud, Peter asks, "Is it weird to feel bad for the robots?"
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or, Peter takes the plunge.
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the more i do wrong the more my love grows deep by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 May 2025
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"So you stole it," Peter surmises.
"That's awfully accusatory for a man with a five thousand dollar bounty on his head, dead or alive." Then, after a moment, Wade lets his faux affronted expression twist into mirth, and confirms, "Yeah, I stole it."
With a devilish grin, Wade offers Peter the bottle once more. Peter takes it without hesitation. It's good whiskey, legally obtained or not.
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"You look happy," Lucy says she continues to peer up at him. She's got one hand wrapped around his bare ankle, right below the cuff of his tailored slacks, his toes digging into the plush rug. "Tell me?"
Cooper takes a slow sip of his whiskey, ice clinking delicately. It's a little smokey, a little spicy, a little sweet. Oak and pepper and vanilla. He lets the complex flavors linger for a moment before setting the glass upon the brass drink table next to him. He then fits his palm to Lucy's jaw, the tips of his fingers disappearing into the thick tangle of her hair.
"Just thinkin' about how beautiful you are, sunshine," he says.
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written for Ghoulcy Week: Day 04: gentle touch
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- Part 7 of shown in the shaking
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When Lucy is little—maybe eight or nine—she is obsessed with the ending of the movie. She doesn't know why. She draws pictures of the dog and hangs them on her wall; begins to wear her long hair in a braid like the schoolteacher; and decides that she likes American history the most of all her school subjects. Each time the final minutes of 'A Man and His Dog' play, she sits unblinking, watching as Cooper Howard undoes the schoolteacher's braid, tangles his fingers in the thick of it, and kisses her while the dog lies at their feet.
"That Cooper Howard is a good lookin' guy, isn't he?" her dad says.
"I like him," Lucy says back. "He's nice."
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- Part 1 of shown in the shaking
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"good," cooper says from behind. "now, grab the bolt handle an' bring it up. pull it back—no, vaultie, not like that. y'gotta be decisive or you ain't going to cock the striker."
lucy yanks back harder. there's a snap near her ear as the mechanism moves into place.
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written for Ghoulcy Week: Day 03: target practice
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- Part 6 of shown in the shaking
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"we got some free time," lucy says once they've eaten. "and i was wondering..."
she stops. bites the swell of her bottom lip with her straight white teeth. her eyes fall briefly to the floor, hesitating, before flickering back up, looking at cooper from under her lashes. she makes a right pretty picture—her flushed skin dewy with sweat and her low ponytail disheveled—and for a wild moment, cooper thinks that she's finally going to do it.
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- Part 5 of shown in the shaking
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"find anything?" she asks around a mouthful of tasteless hardtack.
"there's a radscorp nest out back," the ghoul replies. "it's sleepin' though, and it don't look too big, so we shouldn't have any trouble. well, so long as you don't get curious and poke it with a stick."
lucy does not resist the urge to stick her tongue out at him.
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- Part 4 of shown in the shaking
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"ah, sweetheart," the ghoul drawls, his voice as thick and as slow as honey. "there you are."
the ghoul holsters his gun and pushes the brim of his hat up. the room is cramped enough that he is in front of her in two strides, the smell of old leather, sun-baked desert, and loamy grave dirt trailing after him.
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written for Ghoulcy Week: Day 02: blindfolds and restraints
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- Part 3 of shown in the shaking
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all the things yet to come (are the things that have passed) by calciseptine
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024)
21 May 2024
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"i memorized all eighty-eight constellations once," lucy says.
"didja now?" the ghoul replies.
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written for Ghoulcy Week: Day 01: cold wasteland nights
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- Part 2 of shown in the shaking
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"It's not like that, Robin," Steve says for the hundredth time. "We don't even really like each other. We just... fool around."
"Uh huh." Robin raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms. "For an entire year?"
A year and a half, but Steve doesn't correct her. She doesn't need the reminder—hell, he doesn't need the reminder. It's just another one of those things that he's accepted about himself. Steve Harrington: not real book smart, can't win a fist fight, always falls for the wrong alpha.
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or, Steve prepares for his heat.
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"When you’re ready," Ford clarifies. Then he smirks. "Or curious. Whichever comes first."