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Summary: March is a straight man. He's 100% straight — 110% on a good day — and he'll keep telling you that right up until he's face-down on your mattress.
Tags: Anal fingering, anal sex, closeted character, denial, drunk sex, established relationship, facials, friends to lovers, handjobs, hurt/comfort, internalised homophobia, mentions of vomiting (brief), not beta read, POV first person, premature ejaculation, rimming, sexual dysfunction, size kink, slurs, spit as lube, substance abuse.
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12 Apr 2026
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You come back to Barbieland after trying to help Barbie figure out her situation in the real world, only to see it become an awful, horse-infested, patriarchal nightmare of Kens ruling the land. When you finally find Ken and see how much he has changed, you need to teach him a lesson on who runs this world and put him in his place.
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26 Mar 2026
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You were a new barbie in Barbieland and had caught the eye of Ken a while ago. A relationship between the two of you quickly blossomed, but there were some things about love that innocent little Ken was uneducated about. Thankfully, you were there to enlighten him.
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26 Mar 2026
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"Grace!" Rocky squeaks in excitement. Weird morning so far. Usually he just quietly watches me while I struggle to wake up. "You awake!"
"Barely."
"We thrum while you sleep!"
Grace has an alterhuman awakening and Rocky learns that Eridians aren't the only ones who can thrum.
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26 Mar 2026
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“Married and you don’t even know his name,” Owen growled as Luke stepped back out into the hallway, ruined poncho in hand. Beru grimaced as she looked between them. She more often than not was the mediator of their fights.
“There wasn’t a lot of time for discussion,” Luke grumbled and leaned back against his door. He’d saved a man’s life and Uncle Owen still wasn’t happy with him.
“Just like his kriffing father!” Owen let out a heavy groan, running a hand over his face, “Bringing home strange people and inviting all kinds of trouble.”
“Owen, calm-” Beru started, but her husband barreled on.
“And a Mandalorian, no less!”
“Is that what he is?” Luke perked up, garnering long sighs from both Beru and Owen.
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In a split-second decision, Luke gets married in the middle of the desert at eighteen. The consequences play out on a galactic scale.