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    Papyrus hadn't been worried! ...Well. Maybe he had been, just a bit.

    It'd been a while since anyone had heard from the human, so he called to check on them. But when a conversation revealed just how young they were, he realized things had to change. They were all on their own down here. And... They had nowhere to go.

    Well! If there was no one else to take care of the baby bones, Papyrus would just have to do it himself!

    Sans was trying to get through life and ignore the apathy that had settled over him for Papyrus’s sake. It was just so hard to care about anything when he knew none of it mattered. But when Papyrus had him bring the anomaly home like a lost puppy, things stopped adding up.

    How could such a sweet kid be responsible for the relentless time loops?

    Frisk was used to being on their own, and they were pretty good at taking care of themself. But—Well. ...Dying hurt. They just wanted to get back to the surface! With Undyne in the way, they were hopeless.

    So when a phone call from Papyrus somehow ended with an offer for them to crash at his house, Frisk could only be relieved for the break.

    They could afford to rest for a while, right?

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Izuku doesn't get why people insist that bad and good are mutually exclusive, Izuku also struggles to understand why heroes beat down villains when all they really need is for someone to understand.

    A set of interlinked one shots that document the encounters kid Izuku has with the League of Villains.

    (I've updated the last chapter so it does have, what I think, is a conclusion)

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    As Dabi dialed Spinner’s number, Hawks looked at him. Really looked. And he realized where he'd seen that color blue in Dabi’s eyes before.
    “I know you,” he slurred.

    Or: Hawks gets drunk and figures it all out.

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    “What was the question? Something about their quirk?”

    Izuku’s shoulders dropped slightly.

    “I asked them if someone without a quirk could become a hero.”

    Stendhal-san snorted. Izuku’s shoulders nearly covered his ears. He knew, he heard it from All Might already, he didn’t need to have Stendhal-san repeat it, too-

    “Obviously,” Stendhal-san said, leaning back on his arms. “Quirks are merely tools; plenty of heroes have perfect quirks and not an ounce of heroism in their blood. You’re already more of a hero than numbers 2 through 10, combined.”

    Izuku could feel the tears slipping down his cheeks, sobbing at the words he had been yearning to hear for so long.

    “Did they- did they not say that?” Stendhal-san asked, startled by Izuku’s reaction.

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    Or, in other words: the five times Izuku learned something about Stendhal-san, and the one time he got to use everything he knew.

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    A Poisoned Chalice: noun, an assignment, award, or honour which is likely to prove a disadvantage or source of problems to the recipient.

    Eren is a titan living outside the walls, living in complete isolation by avoiding other titans. When the Survey Corps comes and Levi is attacked by titans from left and right, he is saved by an aberrant titan. Eren’s curiosity has lead him down a path where he far out of his depth.

    A story where Eren has only known his life as a titan and saves is taken into the walls and is expected to live as a human. How does a titan who knows next to nothing adjust to living a life behind the walls?

    Written by CursedObjects, adopted by The_Duke_Is_Back.

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    09 Aug 2025