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    Jaskier keeps texting unknown number. Geralt keeps reading said texts without answering.

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    19 Jun 2024

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    “Come teach my class with me tomorrow.” He whispers in the witcher’s ear. He’s sporting a neatly trimmed beard these days, and it tickles Geralt’s neck in the most tempting way.

    Geralt chuckles dryly, but the lack of an immediate quip tells him that Jaskier is serious. It’s a little scary how often they can read their minds by now.

    “Don’t think so. You’re the teacher, Jask. I’ve got nothing to tell them.”

    “But you’re the reason I’m still alive and teaching in the first place. Besides, you can just sit there, look pretty and answer some questions. My students have heard a lot about you, they’ll adore you.”

     
    As someone pointed out, there's too much 'witcher watching out for his idiot' and not enough 'the witcher is a himbo who loves his college educated bard husband, who is qualified to teach' content out there. So I'm fixing it with a self-indulgent ficlet!

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    08 May 2024

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    or: five times plus one in which Jaskier finds out that Geralt is missing on good life experiences and promptly sees to fix it.

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    05 May 2024

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    As I burn all the memories of you

    Jaskier wakes up with no memories of his travels and the supposed best friend who broke his heart and left him behind.

    Then the arse comes back for him.

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    01 May 2024

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    Someone on the kinkmeme asked, "Why should Geralt have all the songs? Yes, Witchers may be rare, but there's still a few out there, and plenty of bards to sing about their adventures. By singing about Geralt, Jaskier has created a whole new genre, and now adventurous bards keep approaching witchers and using them as their muses."

    Three people want to know how Jaskier has convinced Geralt to let him stick around.

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    19 Nov 2023