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    OHSHC Alternative universe where all the hosts date Haruhi at the same time.

    You should read the first fic before reading any of the others, it’ll just make more sense.

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    all of my rwrb fanfics 0-0

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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Duncan Pennytree has: 200 text messages, 30 missed calls, 20 emails, and two handwritten warnings slid under his apartment door, all courtesy of his completely unhinged (and hot) ex.
    Who, ironically, also happens to be the son of his former boss, and the man Dunk served as a bodyguard for exactly one year and four months.

    After one last message where Aerion promises to finally leave him alone, and stop sabotaging every single one of his attempts at dating, if they meet just one last time, Dunk makes the mistake of agreeing.

    They meet outside his favorite convenience store.

    Aerion, for his part, decides that a piercing makes the perfect tool for poking holes in condoms… when your boyfriend (yes, they are still boyfriends, no matter how much Dunk denies it) refuses to accept his fate at your side.

    He’s just giving things a little push. Okay? Nothing Dunk can’t handle.

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    06 May 2026

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    Dunk has a size-related insecurity. Aerion has a size-related enthusiasm. It takes them far too long to compare notes.

    (or, Dunk is convinced no sane person wants that much dick. Aerion, naturally, is several kinds of insane about it.)

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    29 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth!
    For your love is better than wine;
    Your anointing oils are fragrant;
    Your name is oil poured out;
    Therefore virgins love you.
    Draw me after you; let us run
    The king has brought me into his chambers.
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    “Big men get punched in the face more than little men. Did you know that?”

    Dunk had forgotten that they were having a conversation at all. The man was rather enthralling. The way he held himself, the knife still moving gently in his hands. Despite what looked like boredom in the very arch of his brow, Dunk could feel the weight of his gaze, the way he sized him up and shrunk him down in the same dip of his lashes. He laughed nervously, “No, but I believe it.”

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    05 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    As a hedge knight, Dunk is constantly in search of a new job. He turns up to Summerhall hoping to serve in the kitchen.

    However things take a different turn when Prince Aerion spots him at the celebrations, empty handed.

    Dunk offers himself as Aerion's gift, to which the Prince accepts and leads him from the great hall.

    Only, two other interested parties soon decide to follow after.

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    23 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    Duncan the Tall is exhausted. Between the midnight watch and long hours in the master-at-arms’ yard, he barely sleeps. What little rest he finds, he spends training Egg. All he wants now is his straw mattress and a few hours of dreamless sleep.

    But in the shadows of Summerhall, sleep is not what awaits him. There, Prince Aerion Targaryen plays a different game. Their meetings become a dance of predator and prey, where the dragon prince delights in marking and being marked, and all he asks is that Dunk be brave enough to ride the dragon.

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    15 Mar 2026