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    When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him.

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    25 Sep 2022

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    Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.

    After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to live on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. She's struggling to hang onto her sanity and pleasant disposition, despite those nasty thoughts that keep popping into her head, but he's already given up on his. Meanwhile, the rest of the wizarding world is investigating his mysterious disappearance, he's inventing his own whole new reality from the comfort of Hermione's bed (not that she wants him there), the gravity's broken in the kitchen, Harry and Ginny won't stop trying to get her back together with Ron, Ron's sleeping with Lavender, Hermione wants to lay him out, Astoria Greengrass is mourning her not-so-dead fiancé, and everyone's so buried in lies that they might as well just forget about the whole concept of truth.

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    18 Jul 2022

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    “There has not been a Malfoy who has been unwed past the age of twenty-five for more than sixteen generations.”

    Hermione Granger—renowned lawyer in the defense of magical creatures, scourge of the Ministry, and unrepentant virgin—is about to take on the case of a lifetime.

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    18 Jul 2022

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    Hermione is far too fond of cake and all but attached to Harry at the hip. Generally, it's working out for her, but lately Draco has been annoying her to death by mocking her weight and her relationship with Harry. One day she spots some logic in his claims that she and Harry ought to be more than friends. Uncertain how to proceed, she agrees when Draco volunteers to help. This turns out to get very confusing very fast, as Hermione finds herself becoming attracted to the wrong person...

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    14 Jul 2022

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    It started off as a celebration of Ginny’s new job, but when Draco Malfoy shows up, the rest of the evening doesn’t end as hoped — in more ways than one. Back at work and more confused than ever, Hermione aims to avoid him as much as possible, but that desire turns impossible once the Minister of Magic assigns them to the same legislation project. Unable to escape him, Hermione soon discovers that there are layers to Malfoy she has yet to uncover.

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    14 Jul 2022