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    Spock and Data would like Jean Luc to know how grateful they are that he’s such a decent (adorable) and generous fellow, so they show him.

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    610
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    Napoleon and Illya are called in when airport officials in San Francisco are threatened with a laser attack on northbound passenger planes and UNCLE thinks it looks like a Thrush operation. Chasing down the villain's probable base on Mt Tam, our heroes discover that this affair involves Sentinel business too, for Mt Tam hides its own secrets —a forgotten shrine, sacred to Sentinels, which is also imperiled.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    7
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    99
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    6
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    1,584
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    It is with grim determination that Napoleon, Illya and their dæmons travel to the high Cascades to close an affair which appears to have claimed the lives of their fellow agents and good friends, April Dancer and Mark Slate. Their cover is as domestic help at a private lodge on Mt Hood, which proves to be sitting atop yet another abominable Thrush project: an invention capable of causing earthquakes, or worse.
    As cautious as they are, They still manage to fall into Thrush's clutches, but just as things seem darkest, help comes from the most unexpected quarter of all.

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    6/6
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    9
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    980
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    When UNCLE's April Dancer and Mark Slate apprehend a Thrush scientist in central Ohio who seems completely incoherent and dies suddenly while being questioned, UNCLE's best are called for. Joining bonded Sentinel/Guide pair Mark and April on the site, the four agents soon find that their case is connected to a much older and more terrible mystery. What is the horror that lies deep in the earth of Chillicothe, and how is it able to tear the two Sentinels away from their Guides?

    The Anthropology graduate student who joins them, and a couple of local cavers know much that can help, but none of them can imagine the response that comes from all around, in answer to the Guides' plight.

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    6/6
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,330
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    Rising young UNCLE agent and unbonded Guide Napoleon Solo affects a laissez-faire attitude about it, but he is beginning to wonder if he will find ever his Sentinel. Unbonded Sentinel and ex-KGB golden boy Illya Kuryakin has always been encouraged to think of a Guide as unnecessary for a Sentinel who possesses the control, as he does, to keep the zone-outs at bay. Sparks fly when the two are brought together for a diplomatically sensitive mission on the mountainous border between West Germany and Czechoslovakia, where Eastern and Western powers, smugglers, and very land itself present lethal hazards.

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    6/6
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    7,915
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    Napoleon and Illya (and their daemons, Saphina and Pasha) are sent out to the wide and barren lands bridging Kazakhstan, Siberia and Mongolia to mediate a dispute between the Ice Bears and some of the Windrider horse tribes of the area. UNCLE thinks that Thrush may be up to something, but there will be no chance of finding out if the two groups break out into open conflict. Our UNCLE agents must discover the true source of the grievances before peace can be made and Thrush's plans foiled.

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    13,894
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    6/6
    Comments:
    11
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,808
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    He had been expecting Data, as he and his third officer had agreed to meet in the holodeck for this Dixon Hill adventure -one of Data's choice this time. He had not, however, expected the character which Data had chosen to personify.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,312
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    Highly contrived circumstances cause our heros to get soaked, then get frisky.

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    7,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,510
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    Didn’t like the way Nemesis ended (or didn’t end)? Neither did I. Here’s my fix. Captain Picard suffers a great deal (and he does it so well). Spock is involved, there are many politics, and we do, eventually, get Data back, but ya gotta work for it.

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    English
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    43,539
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,169
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    "...you always consented to try the exercises and…experiments I conducted, with me. That stands for much in Spock’s mind.”

    “I was never sorry!” Picard smiled in fond memory. “Data you have broadened my horizons in ways I never could have imagined and it has given me more joy than I could ever have conceived.”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,412
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    Data doesn't make any assumptions when he finds himself in a tiny scout ship, a gazillion lightyears outside of Federation space, with one of the Federation's most valuable ambassadors who's about to go crazy and die from the Pon-Farr, and neither should you, because things turn out very differently than either of them imagined! This is, admittedly, a Spock-goes-into-Pon-Farr-and-must- be-'rescued' story, at its foundations, but in addition to the usual romantic claptrap, I've used the situation to introduce the idea of Vulcan Tantra. Because there has to be something like that, doesn't there?

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,502
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    In the aftermath of the events in ST VIII: First Contact. Data's time as a captive of the Borg has traumatized him in ways which he doesn't understand, but which Jean Luc Picard understands all too well. When the two reluctantly come together, several minor miracles occur.

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    English
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    20,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,790
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    Spock is alive again, which ought to be miracle enough, but Jim can't help but remember that they'd once had more. He should have known that Spock would never forget his T'hy'la...

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    5,806
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,348
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    Having left Scotty's, Sulu and Chekov try to find their drunken way home through the foggy streets. Can drunken revelations be far behind?

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    753
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    After all the accolades; after the conclusion of The Voyage Home, our heroes gather in Scotty's temporary quarters in The Presidio, in San Francisco, to say farwell to the Enterprise, and things get a little drunk. Eventually the guests depart, save for one... who finds herself caring more than she realized, and discovers feelings that she cannot dismiss so easily.

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    5,527
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    550
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    Betrayed by their Imperial Russian guides before they even reach their goal near the Polish-Ukrainian border, Napoleon and Illya find themselves guests of a Gyptian caravan. Their mission was to find some technology stolen by Thrush from Imperial Russian scientists, but the Gyptians have their own 'mission' for the UNCLE men. Naturally, these two missions will prove to be one and the same, and a horror from Illya's past will prove to be the key.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    20,596
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    187
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3,933
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    These were the lies they'd long ago agreed to believe from each other. Without them, Illya did not think their partnership could have survived.

    Language:
    English
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    2,572
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,327
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    Napoleon has won his submissive's freedom, but at what cost to himself, and to Illya? It takes a little while for each of them to realize the toll it has taken, and longer still to put things back to rights.

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    Language:
    English
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    17,427
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,875
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    In Moscow, Napoleon must play the Top as never before, as Illya has lived the life of an obedient sub for weeks. Once transported to the abandoned and radiation contaminated city of Ozyorsk for the challenge, however, they must become agents and partners again. Never before has so much depended on Napoleon and Illya sticking, and fighting, together, so naturally their enemies will do anything to split them apart, including cheating.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,576
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,351
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    The disappearance of a KGB scientist spurs Illya's -probably permanent- recall to the Soviet Union, but both he and Napoleon come to conclude that a dissolution of their partnership is not acceptable to either of them. There is only one way for Illya to be allowed to return from the USSR, and it requires Napoleon to undertake great personal risk. Other, more subtle risks will be required of Illya, and though they will be allowed to work together, it will be under such conditions that it may work a profound change in each of them and in their relationship.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,688
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,855

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