6 Bookmarks by teddybear20
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Hi Cal,
Is Cal too forward? It feels it but I don’t know if that’s your full name or not so I’m going to stick to it.
I feel like I need to actually craft a proper thank you and I’m sorry if this is oddly personal, I’ve literally never written a thank you email to a blog before, is this how you’re meant to frame it?
I literally can’t cook for shit, I’ve never learnt how. My mum keeps saying that I’ll never amount to anything if I don’t learn (I have a job), so I’m trying but I’m still well, pretty shitty. I feel like I need to thank you for all your service so far in making me a more adjusted man, you have no idea what presence you’ve had in my life over the past six months. I’ve made so many of your recipes I’m basically your biggest fan.
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01 Sep 2026
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“We would…strongly suggest Calum takes the gig,” Their PR Head, Allen, says, even as he types into a laptop that looks something like two sheets of silver glued together.
“Why wouldn’t he?” Luke asks, before he can stop himself. It’s only narration. Like a podcast, right? “Why is this something we’re discussing formally?”
Michael snorts softly. Calum looks at Luke, big brown eyes wet with embarrassment.
“Luke,” Calum says carefully. “Wren is an audio service…for adults.”
Ashton clears his throat. “It’s—uh, it’s like—”
“Porn,” Michael offers, and it’s like Luke’s heart stops and restarts within the span of three seconds. “It’s audio porn, basically.”
After going Twitter-viral for his voice, Calum takes a job doing audio erotica. Luke does not want to listen to it. Not even a little bit.
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28 Aug 2026
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Michael stays up until ungodly hours playing League of Legends. Calum values a good night's sleep. Unfortunately, the walls are paper-thin.
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24 Aug 2026
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Luke panics during a live interview and accidentally tells the world that he and Michael are dating.
The problem? They're not.
Now the internet is convinced, management wants them to lean into the story, and years of friendship are suddenly being dissected frame by frame by millions of fans. As Michael tries to protect Luke from the fallout, pretending to be boyfriends starts feeling a lot more complicated than either of them expected.
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07 Jun 2026
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play stupid games, win stupid prizes by babylonradio
Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)
21 May 2026
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Shut the fuck up. Please.— 5A
Yeah, it’s impolite. But Calum isn’t a saint, he’s only a high-school teacher.
He walks back to the neighbouring apartment and slams the note on the door none-too-kindly. He also pointedly slams his own door shut when he gets back to his apartment.
There’s the buzzing of speakers, and a prolonged silence. Then, Calum hears the creak of a chair shifting followed by the click of a door unlocking. He prays that his note conveyed his sentiment: I just want to get some sleep.
The chair creaks loudly as its inhabitant reoccupies it. Then,
“Sorry, man,” says the voice, presumably to Ash. “Jus’ some stray at the door.”
Calum seethes. What the fuck?
“Yeah, no,” Asshole Neighbour goes on, clearly and loudly, like he knows Calum can hear. Which is true. “No, I’d just invest in some soundproofing instead of fucking around in other peoples’ business.”
Or, Calum moves into a new apartment, but the walls are really thin. Also, his new neighbour is annoyingly loud.
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05 Jun 2026
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As Calum's getting ready to leave, fixing his hair in the bathroom mirror, Michael approaches him. "This is date three." He's leaning against the doorframe with his arms crossed, eyes narrowed. "And it's at his house.
"You're two for two." Calum rolls his eyes and turns to leave, only to be stopped by Michael's hand on his chest.
"Be careful," Michael tells him. His suspicious look drops until he's pleading his words with Calum. "Date three is the internationally known time to fuck. He's cooking you dinner at his house so he can take you to bed right afterwards."
He sighs and puts down his cologne. "I'll be fine, Mikey. I think you worry too much."
"Calum, I really think - "
"He's not going to try anything," Calum insists, feeling insulted on behalf of the completely respectful guy he's seeing. He pushes past Michael and leaves, ready for his incredible surprise dinner with absolutely no sexual intentions.
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After a particularly bad break up, Calum enacts a new rule for dating - no sex for ten dates. It'd be a lot easier if Ashton Irwin weren't the one taking him out.
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18 Mar 2023