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• Assassins Secret: Now why would you spill all that blood on a perfectly good knife? by temustroker

  Fandoms: Dead Presidents (1995)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • oc/persident abraham lincoln
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Boss
  • OC - Character
  • Fluff
  • Silly
  • Sweet

  Summary

  oc is an assassin and has to kill Abraham lincoln but falls in love

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  829

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Hits:

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• R2s dirty secret by temustroker

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars - All Media Types, Joker (Movies - Phillips), r2d2 - Fandom  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Hermione Granger/Joker (DCU)
  • r2d2/arthur fleck
  • R2D2
  • Arthur Fleck
  • Cuthbert Binns
  • Hermione Granger
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Bullying
  • Jock Straps
  • Flirty Harry Potter
  • mlm
  • Robot Sex
  • r2d2 wants clanker sex with joker
  • Freak

  Summary

  R2D2 has a crush on the Joker, and the Joker is dating Hermione. R2 is lactose intolerant and farts, but the Joker takes the blame. What does this mean???
  It is set at hogwarts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  682

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  21