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Naruto has just been broken up with, so he was planning to go to a bar and get drunk off his ass. What he didn't expect was to see a familiar face, Uchiha Sasuke, there too. What he really didn't expect was to go home with the guy.
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Naruto and Sasuke find eachother at the bar, and end up hooking up.
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08 May 2026
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On Naruto’s instagram story.
In his club outfit from last night from behind as he goes up the stairs, with a caption: *You ever meet someone so mean, it makes your dick twitch.*
Karin grabs Neji’s phone, looking at the picture. “Sasuke. Your ass. In those shorts. In broad daylight?” She screenshots it. “I’m sending it to myself.”
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02 May 2026
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She just didn’t understand why Naruto said stuff like that. Or why she touched Sasuke every time they talked when she didn’t need to. Or why she looked at her the way she did, with those strangely calm blue eyes, like she could see through all her secrets with a glance.
Sasuke hated her.
She hated her because she knew if anyone was going to blow her cover at school, it was going to be Naruto. Because she was practically sure of it at this point. And because she was starting to fear that if Naruto did end up blowing her cover it wouldn’t be because of any kind of special perceptive superpowers at all, but because Sasuke was just that fucking horny for her and it was clouding all her judgement and making her liable to do something really, really stupid.
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- Part 1 of sns girlverse
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17 Apr 2026
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Naruto is a barista at a small cafe. Sasuke is his favorite customer. The two grow closer as they start studying together after Naruto's shifts end.
Naruto's head finally pops up from looking at his phone to follow Kiba's line of sight. Squinting through the front window, he sees what the other man is motioning toward. A bright neon sign flickers on and off. The sign is of a woman with her heeled foot sticking out. Each iteration of the flickering sign has her lowering and raising her leg.
"Oh," Naruto near-whispers, too shocked to know how to react. They both stare at the sign a few seconds longer until Kiba finally turns to him and says:
"Hey, man. Maybe he's like… the janitor. Or something. You feel?"
Naruto swallows thickly, unable to tear his eyes away from the sign.
"Yeah," Naruto chokes out. "Maybe."
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07 Apr 2026
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With a bitten-off frustrated shout, the headboard worringly creaking under his hand, Sasuke decides that fuck it. If he dies, he dies.
Alternatively, Sasuke is horny until Naruto gets home to eat him out.
Bookmarked by tesarion
05 Apr 2026