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In a world where secondary genders (alpha, beta, omega) are the norm, Lando Norris is the only driver still unclassified. He’s 25, been through countless tests, bloodwork, scent therapy—yet nothing ever triggers a result. The world knows him as “the anomaly of the grid.”
When Lando finally presents as an Omega, it’s triggered by his Alpha teammate, Oscar Piastri—quiet, perfect, and absolutely not part of the plan.
Turns out self-discovery is a lot messier when it happens in front of the world… and the person who caused it.
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25 May 2026
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Lando expects shock, confusion, maybe even panic when he tells Oscar he’s pregnant. He does not expect Oscar to faint. He also does not expect Oscar to faint again at the ultrasound. Or the second one.
What follows is an entire Formula One season of unhinged overthinking, aggressively overprotective alpha instincts, Oscar Piastri insisting he’s allowed to behave like this because “you’re carrying our child,” and Lando Norris surviving it all with rolled eyes, deep breaths, and alarming patience.
The paddock watches. The paddock judges. The paddock is mildly terrified.
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25 May 2026
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Lando insists on re-scenting Oscar every morning, midday, and night. Hoodies? Stolen. Car seat? Claimed. Oscar’s hotel pillow? Smothered with Lando’s scent. If someone else’s scent gets near Oscar, Lando sulks for hours until Oscar soothes him.
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25 May 2026
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Lando Norris was prepared for many things when he started secretly dating his boss. Office politics. HR paranoia. Emotional damage. What he wasn’t prepared for was Oscar Piastri being the problem.
Because the calm, controlled CEO who once ran meetings like a machine is now the same man sending flirty Slack messages, scheduling “private check-ins” that last suspiciously long, and — in one truly unforgivable incident — calling Lando sweetheart in front of the entire marketing team.
Lando’s trying to keep things quiet. Oscar’s trying (and failing) to keep his feelings off his face. The office is watching. HR is breathing down their necks. And the secret won’t survive much longer at this rate.
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- Part 2 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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25 May 2026
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Lando Norris can’t send a proper email to save his life, but somehow he’s the personal assistant to Oscar Piastri — the terrifyingly efficient CEO of a booming fintech company.
Oscar runs on deadlines and black coffee. Lando runs on vibes, chaos, and pure luck. By all logic, he should’ve been fired months ago.
Instead, he’s still here — slipping coffee into Oscar’s hand, scheduling fake “Mandatory Lunch Breaks,” and accidentally making his boss smile.
Maybe the world’s most chaotic assistant is exactly what the perfect CEO needs.
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- Part 1 of Strictly Business (Not Really)
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25 May 2026