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• untitled crk fic by the_ultimate_procrastinator

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

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  19 Feb 2026

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dark Cacao Cookie/Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Eternal Sugar Cookie/Aegis
  • Shadow Milk Cookie/Compassionate
  • Elder Faerie Cookie/Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Implied Eternal Sugar Cookie/Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Burning Spice & Eternal Sugar & Mystic Flour & Shadow Milk & Silent Salt (Cookie Run)
  • Dark Cacao Cookie & Golden Cheese Cookie & Hollyberry Cookie & Pure Vanilla Cookie & White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Dragon Lord & Immortal & Compassionate & Aegis
  • Mystic Flour Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Burning Spice Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Eternal Sugar Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Silent Salt Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie
  • Dark Enchantress Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • many more i have yet to add
  • most relationships are implied or platonic
  • Cookie Run Characters Are Cookies
  • Cookie Run Characters Using Cookie Names
  • Cookie Run Characters Have Jam Instead of Blood
  • Partially Blind Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • the golden cheese kingdom exists
  • Alternate Universe
  • Secret Identity
  • ancients + beasts aren't actually that old
  • awakened names are their other identities
  • Bad Writing
  • Bad Jokes
  • bad everything
  • everyone is a little out of character
  • shadow milk admires the compassionate like he's a celebrity
  • eternal sugar also does this with the aegis but to a lesser extent
  • so you can tell it's VERY one-sided
  • contains a bunch of headcanons
  • partially unserious
  • Everyone is kinda stupid
  • crispia-centric
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • funnily enough the compassionlord comes WAYY before the purecacao
  • the ancients are like magical girls
  • but also not like magical girls
  • it's complicated - Freeform
  • Everything's complicated
  • shadow milk cookie has a weak ass body
  • top 5 worst places to live. number one: the beast cookies' lair
  • no beta we die like canonical elder faerie
  • Partially Canon Compliant
  • The Author Regrets Everything

  Summary

  The Ancients are already basically famous. They're practically celebrities since they're heroes that have done all sorts of great things for all of Crispia, and also since they're all royals with their own Kingdoms.

  But unfortunately, Crispia gets bombed with all sorts of evildoers almost daily at the cost of the lives of many innocent Cookies. So how has the continent not been taken over by evil? Mysterious new heroes who manage to always protect it and its Cookies, of course!

  The question of who these Cookies are normally always lingers. But what they don't know, is that these heroic personas belong to none other than the Ancient Cookies themselves.

  Language:

  English

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