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    Simon holds up his phone on his notes app. He’s been brainstorming. It reads: Hi, Wilhelm. Sorry to message you but I’m having a situation at school with some bullies that I could use your help with. I get if you don’t want to. Thanks.

    “Wow, no emoji. So businesslike.” Rosh is so mean to him.

    Simon groans. “It’s really hard! What am I supposed to say? Hey, remember how we had one last night together and we said goodbye and I never gave you a birthday present and then the school closed? Well. Can you pretend the breaking up part didn’t happen to get some assholes off my back?”

    “Maybe the difficulty of writing the message should clue you in to the badness of the plan,” Rosh argues.

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    An exes fake dating fic.

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    04 Jan 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Simon is in over his head: As the last man standing, he's supposed to record Prince Wilhelm's part for the big re-recording of a Christmas song, a prestigious charity project involving a whole bunch of celebrities. As he helps Wille to give it his all, Simon might end up getting more than he asked for.

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    15 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    A low whine escaped Simon's lips. That was his luck, first he had to sweep the whole staircase because of the pine needles, and now he had to go back and forth to pick up his lost decorations. He was glad he didn't buy anything made of glass.

    He looked up at his neighbor, a scowl on his face, expecting an apology from the man for shoving him like that. Maybe a little help with his predicament?

    But the guy just eyed Simon down, rolling his eyes at his expression and walked down the stairs without paying him much attention.

    "Oh wow polite much. Bitch." Simon muttered, and scrambled to pick up his bags to at least set them up securely in the corridor.

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    Moving in another city around his favorite holiday was already making Simon tired. What he hadn't expected was that he literally moved next to the Grinch.

    But Simon was good, too good to ignore the sad, sad look in the depth of his eyes.

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    15 Dec 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Simon needs some extra cash. Wille needs a dog walker. You get where this is going.

    Read on to enjoy these two idiots falling in love.

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    14 Dec 2024