7 Works by thebigslime

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    When harmless late night chats turn into violently grotesque flirting over a private call, you take the bait being laid out in front of your eyes and let your thoughts run a little out of hand.

    OR Ronin helps you masturbate while you fantasise about him murdering you, which leads to a month of wonders.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,117
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,122
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    You moved to Pelican Town very recently, and found yourself enthralled by the town’s doctor, Dr. Harvey. He was cute and responsible, his biggest wrongdoing having been a simple misdiagnosis.

    You had a lot to teach him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,836
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    383
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    Summary

    The man beneath you is your best friend, Jean Loo, who you share a college dorm room with. However, after a night of drinking and mucking about, you find yourself in his bed, knocking his ego down a peg.

    OR You fuck the Date Everything toilet and edge him till he cries

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2,113
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    Summary

    Religion is the one thing Steve kept from Earth. Despite his creativity and carefreeness, the restrictions of religion kept him somewhat sane.

    Now that he was back on Earth, he was somewhat eager to find a nice Christian woman and settle down… That is, until Garrett starts to get in the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    41
    Hits:
    449
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    Steve and Garrett have been living together ever since the two made it back to Earth, hand-in-hand. When Garrett accidentally sends his good friend an erotic photo of himself, they begin to realise that maybe their friendship was a cover for something else.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    624
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    After intruding the Frozen Airfield of Hell’s Heaven and capturing the mission area with his team, Logan heads back home exhausted. Too exhausted, in fact, to complete his nightly routine of ‘rubbing one out’ before bed.

    Wade, whom was sleeping beside the man, noticed how he squirmed and grunted in his unconscious state… So he took it upon himself to help the gruff man out while simultaneously letting him get his beauty sleep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,771
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    704
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    Frank Iero is living on the border of homelessness, and on the border of jumping off the nearest balcony’s railings and splatting onto incoming traffic. That is, until he meets a hesitant alien, who happily infiltrates his unhappy life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,429
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    460

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