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    Johnny and Gyro ride toward the port. Gyro fades mile by mile. They stop for one night; and the halt stretches nearly a week.

    One-chapter sequel to my beloved «Nobody Praying for Me».

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    English
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    8,471
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    119
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    Gyro stumbles in drunk, hatless, and instead of looking for his beloved hat, decides it’s the perfect night to teach Johnny something other than the Spin. Starts with a slow dance in a cheap motel room and just goes from there.

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    Language:
    English
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    5,923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    407
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    The canon alternative we deserved: Gyro survives, thanks to Johnny, but he’s in no rush to hand out thank-yous. Now it’s Johnny’s turn to lead their dance and try not to step on Gyro’s toes.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,619
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,658
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    Anemones lost all their grandeur when they began to take root within him.

    Language:
    English
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    4,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    106
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    a soapy mess (will change later; just know i was drunk at the time i was posting it)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,945
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    201
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    Johnny didn’t put much stock in luck, truth be told: if it screwed you over once, it’d probably do it again. Experience only grimly confirmed that as long as Johnny Joestar was under the thumb of gravity’s law, luck would keep spitting on him from the same height as the stars above the prairie.

    Or: Johnny has a fever, and then a conversation with bored Gyro by the bonfire. Bonding happens.

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    Language:
    English
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    4,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    613
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    Johnny hadn’t ventured far from his little corner of the sprawling family estate in ages, and it hit him the moment he stepped off the plane: the foreign air stung his nose, the sun’s rays burned his eyes, as if telling him he wasn’t welcome. This clashed with Gyro’s tales of Naples’ gentle sun, supposed to caress, not scorch. Maybe Johnny just needed to tough it out and adjust. It wasn’t all bad.

    Or about modern-day Johnny visiting Naples.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    428
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    Джонни давно не выходил за ощутимые пределы своей коморки в их огромном семейном поместье, и это стало очевидным сразу же, едва он сошел с трапа: чужой воздух вдарил в нос, солнце лучами жгло глазницы и будто бы говорило, что ему тут не рады. Это уже идет вразрез со сказками Джайро о благосклонном неаполитанском солнце, которое, вроде как, должно ласкать, а не испепелять. А, может, Джонни просто стоит потерпеть и дать себе время перестроиться.

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    Русский
    Words:
    10,355
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    69
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    Jim bends his head and awkwardly brushes the tip of his nose against Corey's forehead. He almost whines when he asks again:

    "Why?.."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    228
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    Мыло про любовников, про ненавистников, про друзей и про врагов. Это сказ о том, на какие чудачества способен Кори и на какие чудачества способно его окружение. Временной промежуток, который следует охватить, это с периода ранних Стоун Саур с приходом Рута (1995) до выхода третьего альбома Слипнот (2004) с приходом одуряющей славы.

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    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    124,533
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    220
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    "Or maybe.. is there anything I could help you with?" Jim's voice got an octave lower, and Corey knew that was the end for him.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,698
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    339
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    Они не друзья, но по какой-то причине Джим здесь (Джим ночует у Кори, они мило беседуют; вообще гейства никакого, только намек на возможное гейство).

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    Русский
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    1,184
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    43
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    They're not friends, but for some reason Jim is here. // or Jim stays the night at Corey's, and they have a conversation. No homo (almost).

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138
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    Simple as ever: Stone Sour has an after-party, and Corey discovers a skill in himself he couldn't even imagine. James, on the other hand, couldn't imagine that he would help him in this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    231
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    When Corey gets a cold, it means the fucking apocalypse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,944
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    223
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    Corey has gotten a sore throat after a show. He was lucky enough to have Jim... and his dick.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    350
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    Это чертова новогодняя ночь. Все сияет, глаза выжигает, все кричит и не заткнется — это только Кори одному хочется повиснуть. На собственных же кишках, если от них хоть что-то да осталось.

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    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,117
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    46
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    У Джима и мысли не возникло о том, что он сможет увидеть эту морду именно второго октября, а не какого-нибудь там еще.

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    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,741
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    54
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    Кори Тейлор в свой день рождения зря времени не теряет.

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    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,392
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    59
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    Corey is still his aesthetic pleasure. Despite everything, a new renaissance has come for Jim in the person of Corey. Jesus, there's no way someone would actually believe in that the second such era of art and spirituality wouldn't be reborn in Italy, but in their fucking town. Des Moines is far from aesthetics, Jim himself is far from aesthetics, but..

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,680
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    204

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