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But I Pray for Us by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Dec 2025
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Johnny and Gyro ride toward the port. Gyro fades mile by mile. They stop for one night; and the halt stretches nearly a week.
One-chapter sequel to my beloved «Nobody Praying for Me».
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- Part 6 of gyjo
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Principle of Visualization by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Nov 2025
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Gyro stumbles in drunk, hatless, and instead of looking for his beloved hat, decides it’s the perfect night to teach Johnny something other than the Spin. Starts with a slow dance in a cheap motel room and just goes from there.
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- Part 5 of gyjo
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Nobody Praying for Me by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Oct 2025
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The canon alternative we deserved: Gyro survives, thanks to Johnny, but he’s in no rush to hand out thank-yous. Now it’s Johnny’s turn to lead their dance and try not to step on Gyro’s toes.
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- Part 4 of gyjo
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lonely my love, lonely my heart by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Jul 2025
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Anemones lost all their grandeur when they began to take root within him.
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take a number, your time has come by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: Slipknot (Band), Stone Sour (Band)
23 Jul 2025
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a soapy mess (will change later; just know i was drunk at the time i was posting it)
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- Part 28 of 4/8 era
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that's how gravity works by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Jul 2025
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Johnny didn’t put much stock in luck, truth be told: if it screwed you over once, it’d probably do it again. Experience only grimly confirmed that as long as Johnny Joestar was under the thumb of gravity’s law, luck would keep spitting on him from the same height as the stars above the prairie.
Or: Johnny has a fever, and then a conversation with bored Gyro by the bonfire. Bonding happens.
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- Part 3 of gyjo
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rearviewmirror by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Jul 2025
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Johnny hadn’t ventured far from his little corner of the sprawling family estate in ages, and it hit him the moment he stepped off the plane: the foreign air stung his nose, the sun’s rays burned his eyes, as if telling him he wasn’t welcome. This clashed with Gyro’s tales of Naples’ gentle sun, supposed to caress, not scorch. Maybe Johnny just needed to tough it out and adjust. It wasn’t all bad.
Or about modern-day Johnny visiting Naples.
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- Part 2 of gyjo
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rearviewmirror by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Jul 2025
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Джонни давно не выходил за ощутимые пределы своей коморки в их огромном семейном поместье, и это стало очевидным сразу же, едва он сошел с трапа: чужой воздух вдарил в нос, солнце лучами жгло глазницы и будто бы говорило, что ему тут не рады. Это уже идет вразрез со сказками Джайро о благосклонном неаполитанском солнце, которое, вроде как, должно ласкать, а не испепелять. А, может, Джонни просто стоит потерпеть и дать себе время перестроиться.
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- Part 1 of gyjo
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 10,355
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 69
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Jim bends his head and awkwardly brushes the tip of his nose against Corey's forehead. He almost whines when he asks again:
"Why?.."
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- Part 27 of 4/8 era
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take a number, your time has come by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: Slipknot (Band), Stone Sour (Band)
23 Dec 2024
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Мыло про любовников, про ненавистников, про друзей и про врагов. Это сказ о том, на какие чудачества способен Кори и на какие чудачества способно его окружение. Временной промежуток, который следует охватить, это с периода ранних Стоун Саур с приходом Рута (1995) до выхода третьего альбома Слипнот (2004) с приходом одуряющей славы.
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- Part 26 of 4/8 era
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"Or maybe.. is there anything I could help you with?" Jim's voice got an octave lower, and Corey knew that was the end for him.
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- Part 25 of 4/8 era
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,698
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 16
- Hits:
- 339
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Они не друзья, но по какой-то причине Джим здесь (Джим ночует у Кори, они мило беседуют; вообще гейства никакого, только намек на возможное гейство).
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- Part 24 of 4/8 era
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 1,184
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 43
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They're not friends, but for some reason Jim is here. // or Jim stays the night at Corey's, and they have a conversation. No homo (almost).
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- Part 23 of 4/8 era
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goodnight, sweet prince by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: Slipknot (Band), Stone Sour (Band)
05 Oct 2024
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Simple as ever: Stone Sour has an after-party, and Corey discovers a skill in himself he couldn't even imagine. James, on the other hand, couldn't imagine that he would help him in this.
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- Part 22 of 4/8 era
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,960
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 231
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just a little fever by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: Slipknot (Band), Stone Sour (Band)
04 Sep 2024
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When Corey gets a cold, it means the fucking apocalypse.
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- Part 21 of 4/8 era
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Corey has gotten a sore throat after a show. He was lucky enough to have Jim... and his dick.
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- Part 20 of 4/8 era
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it's the end of the party by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: Slipknot (Band), Stone Sour (Band)
01 Jan 2024
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Это чертова новогодняя ночь. Все сияет, глаза выжигает, все кричит и не заткнется — это только Кори одному хочется повиснуть. На собственных же кишках, если от них хоть что-то да осталось.
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- Part 5 of 4/8 era
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 2,117
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 46
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У Джима и мысли не возникло о том, что он сможет увидеть эту морду именно второго октября, а не какого-нибудь там еще.
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- Part 6 of 4/8 era
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 2,741
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 54
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everybody dies on my birthday by theblisterdoesntexist
Fandoms: Slipknot (Band), Stone Sour (Band)
20 Aug 2023
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Кори Тейлор в свой день рождения зря времени не теряет.
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- Part 7 of 4/8 era
- Language:
- Русский
- Words:
- 2,392
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 59
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Corey is still his aesthetic pleasure. Despite everything, a new renaissance has come for Jim in the person of Corey. Jesus, there's no way someone would actually believe in that the second such era of art and spirituality wouldn't be reborn in Italy, but in their fucking town. Des Moines is far from aesthetics, Jim himself is far from aesthetics, but..
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- Part 4 of 4/8 era
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,680
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 204