7 Works by theexistentialteapot

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    “You? You’re…you’re the star?” his arm extends again seemingly without realising, but now Yusuf swats his hand away. “But you’re…”

    “I’m what?” Yusuf’s eyes narrow dangerously.

    “I just wasn’t expecting- I mean I,” the man appears lost for words. “You’re a person.”

    “Observant aren’t you.”

     

    Stardust AU

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    Back when Joe had first leaned to draw, colour had meant nothing to him. He’d had pale chalks and dark charcoals as a child and had lost hours to sweeping strokes across paving stones.

    Then colour had come into his life with all the subtlety of the man at its source. The world had burst into bold tints and fierce hues; endless possibilities for him to explore and with eternity to experience it all.
     

    [colour soulmates au]

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    “King Lear,” Yusuf says proudly. “I didn’t think you were paying attention.”

    “Of course she was,” Andromache interjects, “It’s a magnum opus of insults.”

    Quynh grins up at her. “Oh, you worsted-stockinged knave.”

    The retort is instant. “Brazen-faced varlet.”

    “Ancient ruffian.”

    Andromache shrugs. “Accurate.”

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    29th June 1613 - London, England

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    The church bell rings out in three joyful tones. With a sharp inhale, Joe sends a prayer skywards on the tails of doves.

    Gunfire chases the echoes.

    Joe is vaguely aware that Andy is dragging him backwards, snarling at his ear. They're killing them...

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    21st December 1907 - Iquique, Chile

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    "We're making Christmas memories for Jane. And what's Christmas without a little day drinking."

    Jane, Zapata and Patterson trying to be festive.

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    In retrospect, it probably wasn't the best idea he'd had that day.

    A collection of moments that defined Kurt Weller and Jane Doe

    [1x08]

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    She didn't leave you though, did she little brother?

    You went and lost her.

    [au from 4x13]

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