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• Absolutely Fucking Not by thefamousthe

  Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  11 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Roy Kent/Jamie Tartt
  • Roy Kent
  • Jamie Tartt
  • Keeley Jones
  • Georgie | Jamie Tartt's Mother
  • Ted Lasso
  • Coach Beard (Ted Lasso)
  • James Tartt Sr.
  • Roy Kent's Sister
  • Leslie Higgins
  • AFC Richmond Players (Ted Lasso)
  • George Cartrick
  • y'all are so right about Dr. O'Sullivan being named Ruth
  • Alternate Universe - Soulmates
  • Soulmate-Identifying Marks
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • miscommunications and misunderstandings
  • idiots to lovers
  • Slow Burn
  • jamie tartt has auditory processing issues
  • Roy Kent Needs a Hug
  • Jamie Tartt Needs a Hug
  • Keeley Jones deserves better
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Roy Kent Has Anger Issues
  • Depressed Roy Kent
  • Doom Spiraling
  • Self-Worth Issues
  • James Tartt Sr. Being a Jerk

  Summary

  Roy Kent stopped in front of him. Looked at Jamie, right in his eyes. Time seemed to stop. Jamie opened his mouth, just as he saw Roy Kent open his.

  "Absolutely fucking not."

  The words hit Jamie like a blow.

  No, like a… burn?

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  English

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