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Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
17 Aug 2016
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It’s beyond anything she can explain, the feeling that resonates now beneath her skin and brings new awareness, new life, to everything around her. With the slightest energy, she can push back the barrier that contains her consciousness and feel a thousand other heartbeats, hear a thousand other thoughts, radiating all around her. It’s so apparent, Rey thinks, that anyone must be intentionally blind not to see it as she does.
So naturally, the situation between Finn and Poe is causing her unacceptable amounts of frustration.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to Sburb by thehelpfulfrog
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
18 Dec 2014
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John Egbert lives a relatively normal life. That is, until his best internet friend reveals himself to be an editor of a popular publication known as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - and also not human. After narrowly avoiding the destruction of Earth (caused by the release of a widely anticipated videogame), he is then introduced to two of his other online companions: Rose, the universe's youngest interstellar pilot, and Jade, who has visions and is also part dog. Armed with a remarkably convenient piece of technology known as the Infinite Improbability Drive, the teenagers find themselves in orbit around a large green sun and in the unexpected company of several alien gods from another universe. Then things get really interesting.
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How Not To Get Your Friend a Date (or several things no one knew about Agent Washington) by thehelpfulfrog
Fandoms: Red vs. Blue
08 Jul 2014
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North and York screw with Wash. Wash has performance anxiety, but finally learns how to screw back. South is probably the only one actually getting screwed.
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After the epic showdown against the Meta, the Blood Gulch crew are left in the uncomfortable situation of being completely stranded on an uninhabited ice planet. In winter. At night.
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"For a little idiot built specifically to come up with stupid, unworkable plans, that was a pretty well-laid trap." Little does GLaDOS know this isn't the only compliment she'll be giving Wheatley.
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Apollo Justice is invited to dinner at Kristoph Gavin's house to celebrate him passing the bar. Phoenix Wright guest stars.
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23 Feb 2025
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A chronicle of Wheatley’s most satisfying hack to date, and the strangely titillating shenanigans that follow. Originally written in December 2011 as a Tumblr Portal Secret Santa present for ginchimera, who asked for core!Wheatley/Chell sexytimes.
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15 Jan 2025
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She had hardly seen him in the dark. All had been touch: the coarseness of his hair, the texture of his scars and his clothing and his skin. Hot breath on her neck, all in silence, for fear someone in the house might hear.
Mariko had lived a long time in the service of others. Perhaps it was time she considered her own desires.
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Mariko and Blackthorne reconcile.
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10 Apr 2024
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Blackwall teases Evelyn with dirty talk. In public. At Halamshiral. As one does.
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28 Mar 2024
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They are swimming in the same stream, floating on their backs. What would happen when they reached the ocean? - Wu Meiniang, Xu Hui
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- Part 1 of Abundance
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15 Feb 2024