thelinbean
Fandoms
- 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (25)
- 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (5)
- 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat (3)
- 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon) (2)
- 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic) (1)
Recent works
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And if this ice should break it would be my mistake by thelinbean_types (thelinbean)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2025
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When Quan Yizhen ascended he was an instant hit with his followers due to responding to prayers from even the most lonely vulnerable commoners, but this came at a cost. Yin Yu helps Quan Yizhen through a meltdown while thinking of his own experience with the overwhelm of ascension and remembering when he first witnessed Quan Yizhen in such a state as disciples. Yin Yu classically overthinks but cares deeply for his shidi.
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[Podfic] the presence of me in you by Danmei_Podfics_With_Gem, thelinbean
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
16 Feb 2025
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Moving his left hand to rest on Chu Wanning’s left ass cheek, Mo Ran used his thumb to pull the flesh away, gazing directly at where his peach-colored hole was stretching around the toy.
Mo Ran felt lightheaded.
«Your guess, baobei?», he rasped, tone heavy.
Chu Wanning gasped again.
«Th-the pink one», he exhaled, «I only have one that is pink.»When cleaning his supervisor’s apartment, Mo Ran finds Chu Wanning’s dildo collection. Mo Ran doesn’t understand why his boss has such an extensive amount of sex toys – can he even tell the difference between them?
Podfic of the presence of me in you by indefinitelyforever.
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[Podfic] i could eat that girl for lunch by peppaspray, thelinbean
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2025
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Hua Cheng went right in for a taste with a broad swipe of her tongue over the mess of sweat and lipgloss, and helpfully added: “Can’t jiejie give me something to eat now?”
The tone was cleverly masked as teasing– only a semblance of a question. Really, both Hua Cheng and Xie Lian knew it wasn’t a matter of asking. They had agreed on this arrangement a long time ago: if Hua Cheng was hungry, then Hua Cheng would eat, no questions asked– and Xie Lian was forever the only thing on the menu.
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In which Hua Cheng is a shameless glutton for her jiejie, and Xie Lian is no less eager to let her San Niang indulge.
This is a recording of i could eat that girl for lunch by peppaspray. Go to the original work to read along if yo so please!
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[Podfic] Pretty Little Girlfriend by thelinbean
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2025
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It was just a stupid dare. It was just supposed to be a stupid dare. Put a group of drunk college students in a room and they’re bound to make stupid decisions that are usually ultimately harmless. To an outsider, this qualifies as harmless to the extent most people wouldn’t put any thought past it but laughing it off as a good time.
Luo Binghe follows through on a dare to dress as a woman, and he never does things halfway. Shen Yuan is horny about it.
Podfic of Pretty Little Girlfriend by Kaeyas_thighs_tho (Ratbakes).
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[Podfic] Only Yours by thelinbean
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2025
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“Where is your mate?” Xie Lian’s voice is harsh and just the sound of it in his current condition sends a thrill across the ghost’s skin.
“I don’t… have a mate.” Wuming’s voice comes out between harsh breaths. His body shaking slightly with Xie Lian’s nearness, then he feels slim fingers close around his jaw and it’s all he can do to bite back a moan. The fingers tighten roughly against his skin, forcing his head to turn until he’s looking directly up into his god’s masked face.
“What about your beloved?”
OR Wuming goes into heat during Xie Lian's Calamity arc
This is a recording of me reading Only Yours by Fereael. Please go to the original work if you would like to read the text!
Recent series
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Heaven Official's Puppy Play by thelinbean
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
10 Sep 2024
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the hualian exes to lovers universe by thelinbean
Fandom: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2024
- Words:
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- Works:
- 2
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like all omegas do, quan yizhen gains weight easily once he's on suppressants that aren't too potent. yin yu is not an alpha, but even as a beta he can understand when he sees an omega in their prime.
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To Love You is to Trust the Leap by Nejilover022
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2025
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The forbidden love between two martial brothers spawns a tradition in a village at the foot of a mountain. That of jumping in the fountain to ask the God of Love to bless your union. However, lately, some couples have had misfortune befall them when engaging in that tradition.
When in charged of investigating these disappearances, Quan Yizhen whisks away his Shixiong.
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Laughter is an instant vacation by lake_hyl (hylias_lake)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2024
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“…” Yin Yu frowned. “But I was asking why there was an ice rink behind your mansion, not requesting a—” He finally really understood what Hua Cheng had said. “Wait what—? A… vacation?” It felt unreal, and he was sure that he misheard him.
“You heard me right, you’re off duty from now on.” Hua Cheng crossed his arms, and smiled.
Next to San Lang, Xie Lian seemed in high spirits. “And the ice rink was a good idea, it looks beautiful! I was just there. I’m sure San Lang is a great skater.” Xie Lian chuckled, and he looked in Yin Yu's direction. “And for you too! It’s the time of the year. Go enjoy the rink.”
Yin Yu gained a vacation and get the right to enjoy the Ice rink Hua Cheng's built for Xie Lian. He won’t enjoy the rink alone; Quan Yizhen will keep him company.
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A flower for Shixiong by hylias_lake
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2023
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Quan Yizhen wants to offer a flower to his shixiong. But he leaves without telling Yin Yu that is so worried about it. And later, he still reminds this flower and think about Quan Yizhen when he sees it.
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“Shi-xiong,” Quan Yizhen said, “I’m in love with you.”