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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Порко всегда делает то, что хочет. Или нет?

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    14 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    Hank looks relieved at that.
    “Oh.” He says. “You’re not going to exhort us for money, then. I’m glad.” He smiles prettily, and Alex groans.
    “We’re pirates.” Alex mutters. “You can’t say stuff like that, Bozo. Do you have any self-preservation skills?”
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    Alex only looks and dresses like the rakish pirates from the covers of romance novels; he's really more the swooning, pining maidens that pirates hold in their arms when it comes to Hank McCoy.

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    19 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

    "I don't wear jeans. These are dress pants."

    Or, in which Alex attempts to woo Hank with scientific pick-up lines.

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    19 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Written for a prompt on xmen_firstkink: "Hank finds Alex's behavior towards him bewildering (calling him names one minute and then doing something almost sweet the next) so he decides to keep track of it in a journal in order to figure it all out. Bonus if Alex's behavior gets increasingly extreme out of frustration and one of the other mutants has to tell Hank he's an idiot and Alex wants to have his little mutant babies."

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    13 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Марк и Оливер – богатенькие мальчики. Флинт в семейном бизнесе, Вуд в гоночном спорте. Они заключают пари. Классика жанра.)))

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    28 Mar 2025