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    “You need an orgasm.”

    That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.

    “Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.

    “That sounded sarcastic.”

    “Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.

    Bugger.

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    Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.

    (This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)

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    30 Dec 2023

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    After the Second Wizarding War, Draco is struggling to cope, drinking himself into oblivion while working for Granger at the Ministry.

    Overnight Hermione's existence is rewritten for everyone except Draco. He is determined to track her down and put everything back the way it used to be so he can self-destruct in peace.

    [For fans of Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, TSwift, and Twilight, a summer romance featuring Draco in the Muggle world and the pair attempting to heal in the aftermath of the War.]

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    30 Dec 2023

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    “Eeeeh” Hinata whines, stumbling over to Kageyama, placing a hand on each side of him against the lockers, effectively trapping him.“Is that really the first thing you want to say to me after I come back?”

    Kageyama looks down at him, unamused. “Technically the first thing you said to me was ‘bathroom break?’ If I recall correctly.”

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    31 Aug 2020

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    Kageyama can't decide what's worse, being in an online feud with his boyfriend and having it displayed on national TV for everyone to see, or having his pictures leaked. Maybe both.

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    31 Aug 2020

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    ' "What," Hinata says, "like you're suddenly going to become a kabedon master?"

    The idea itself is hilarious. Kageyama has all the timing and subtlety of a tyrannosaurus in a china shop. Hinata sees no reason to be wary.

    "We'll see," Kageyama says darkly. "We'll see." '

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    When Hinata introduces Kageyama to the concept of kabedon, he isn't expecting to create a monster. But all origin stories have humble (sometimes very humble) beginnings...

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    14 Jul 2020