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    Beaches, Buffoons, and Boobs by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    20 May 2021

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    Yoongi is the sexy lifeguard on duty and Namjoon is the reckless beach-goer who pretends to drown to get his attention.

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    just like magic by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    10 Nov 2020

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    “Oh my god,” Namjoon stammers as he raises himself onto his elbows, desperately trying to scramble off the stranger, “I am so sorry.”
     
    “No, no it’s fine, you’re fine,” the stranger underneath him mumbles. It’s in that terrible moment Namjoon realises he’s slightly taller than the person below him, so he’s been crushing the poor person with his chest. As he pulls away he’s met with big Bambi like eyes and chocolate hair pooled around them, those big beautiful eyes trained on Namjoon’s exposed and open chest, still decorated with that same red velvet and little golden flowers.

    “Oh wow,” the stranger says, “boobs.”

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    jungkook's a sword fighting instructor, yoongi's on a quest and namjoon's boobs look great in a dress. it's a fantasy larping convention.

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    Largely Enough by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    18 Mar 2023

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    “Generally speaking, you’d be up for this?”

    Jungkook shrugged. “I mean you’re both hot so yeah.”

    Yoongi has a request.

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    record it for later by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    24 May 2021

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    "Are you saying - " Namjoon cuts him off, practically yelling, "that you are willing to sleep with me, for money? And film it? And post it on the internet?"

    "I'm." Yoongi opens his mouth. Closes it again. He gives the little box a weak shake. "I'm saying I bought a tripod."

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    namjoon and yoongi are broke. so they make a sex tape, because there's no other plausible way to solve this - apparently.

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    these violent delights by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    04 Sep 2023

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    Jungkook can see ghosts. Which is, frankly, the least of his problems. Roped into a world of occult rituals run by frat boys, he winds up stuck with the equally infuriating yet fine piece-of-ass that is Kim Namjoon (emphasis on the ass).

    —Or, a dark academia Ninth House x Lockwood and Co au featuring ghosts, the occult, and barely repressed sexual tension. Loosely in that order.

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    15 Sep 2026