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Enjolras swallowed. "I didn't know he had tattoos on his back."
"Yeah," said Joly, shrugging. "I mean, he lives with me and before about noon, he's allergic to shirts—"
"Why—" said Enjolras weakly.
"I always figured he had a bad shirt experience," Joly offered. "Shirts killed his family, or his first dog got hit by a truck full of shirts."
Enjolras shook his head. His face was a little flushed.
"Ooh, are you experiencing symptoms?" said Joly, brightening. "What's your pulse doing? Are you breathing normally? How do your glands feel?"
Inspired in part by tumblr user feferi's post here, specifically: "i am in love with the idea that enjolras is so baffled by his own emotions towards grantaire that he legitimately cannot tell if he has heartburn or stomach butterflies"
Modern AU. Joly is a gentleman, a scholar, a med student—and, when need be, a matchmaker. And oh, the need is definitely being.
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05 Jun 2016
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Oikawa and Iwaizumi are like every other ordinary husbands - They live together in a comfortable home, have dinner together every night, fight over who has to do the dishes, it's all very mundane
The only difference is they also happen to be super spies who embark on A-level dangerous missions in extreme conditions and encounter some of the most notorious villains to exist.
Super spy husband AU! because we all love a BAMF Iwaizumi and Oikawa
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03 May 2016
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"in the wee small hours" by cjscullyjanewaygay (csiwholocked33), talkwordytome
Fandoms: The X-Files
10 Sep 2015
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Scully exhales with practiced patience. “Let me rephrase,” she says. “You can’t share this with me.”
“I don’t see why I can’t--tissues? Why do you have three whole boxes of--? Oh,” Scully can almost see the light bulb appear and flash on over Mulder’s head. “Oh.”
“Shut up, Mulder,” Scully says with a tired little sniffle.
“I didn’t say anything,” Mulder says, and if he weren’t driving, Scully knows both hands would be up in the air in mock surrender.
“Yeah,” she grumbles, “but I heard you thinking it.”
Mulder just laughs.
In which we are who we are and the existence of this fic is literally the least surprising thing in the world: while on a stakeout, Scully is sick and Mulder is teasing and there's lots of bantering because what else do you do on stakeouts, right? (Also lots of comforting and snuggles, because of course there are.)
Rated T for some mild language and innuendo.
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17 Apr 2016
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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13 Mar 2016
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Alternatively titled "Grand Theft Mako: The Ballad of Gay Haru." Starring Haru the NASCAR prodigy and criminal mastermind, Makoto as his cute but clueless love interest, the villainous Officer Rin, his loyal henchman Sousuke, and Kisumi as the guy who gets wasted in the opening credits.
~WINNER OF THE MAKOHARU FEST 2015~ Written for Round 1, Day 6 ("Don't Let Go").
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