therealspiderman
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i’m not scared to bleed by therealspiderman
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Jul 2026
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Wade’s hurt bad. The disturbing trail of blood he left in his wake when Peter carried him through the safe-house was indication enough, but now that he has a good look at him Peter can see that Wade has gashes and tears on almost every single inch of his body. The blood loss is so bad it's at the point where Peter can’t even tell where the red of Wade’s blood ends and where his suit begins.
Or: Peter patches him up.
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hold me tight and show it to me by therealspiderman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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“And don't forget about Mr. Cheung’s bodega. That is a must.” Wade gets a far-off look about him, and Peter doesn’t even have to ask to know that Wade is daydreaming about those damn croissants again. Peter watches him lick his lips, and he feels no pride in being able to read him like a book. Seriously, Wade’s obsession with those things is even starting to creep out poor old Mr. Cheung a little.
Or: Peter loves Saturdays.
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just let it happen by therealspiderman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Apr 2026
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Sometimes, when patrols are slow and bad guys are nowhere to be seen, Spider-Man and Deadpool settle themselves on a rooftop of an abandoned building. Somewhere where it's less likely that someone will stumble upon the both of them when they inevitably start sparring out of boredom.
Or: Peter and Wade get a little tied up.
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no bromo by therealspiderman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Apr 2026
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It’s 10 o'clock at night on a Friday, and Peter should be out partying with his university buddies like a regular twenty two year old.
The only problem, though, is that he doesn't have university buddies. Well, not nearly enough to get invited to parties like normal people, that’s for sure.
And, you know, the whole ‘Spider-man’ thing. That isn’t helping his social life that much, either.
Or: Determined not to spend the whole rest of the night moping or throwing himself too hard into his homework, Peter decides to do the one thing he always does when he needs to feel a little less lonely.
He calls Deadpool.
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“Dude, I don't care how hot you think they are. I’m not going to stand in a sweaty mob of people to hear some random wanna-be’s make my eardrums bleed for two hours. And, anyways, I don’t really trust your type in men, either.”
At that, Oikawa makes an offended sound.
“Sorry.” Kuroo says with a shrug, not sounding very sorry in the slightest.