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in·a·ni·tion, noun; lack of mental or spiritual vigor and enthusiasm; exhaustion caused by lack of nourishment.
(In which Luffy's metabolism is faster than his doctor understands.)
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01 Aug 2026
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“But what am I supposed to do until it wears off? I can’t just go around telling the truth all the time. Lying’s my whole thing!”
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31 Jul 2026
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
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28 Jul 2026
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After millions of people all over the world are mysteriously brought back to life, the Whitebeard pirates set out to reconstruct their family and crew, restore their status and reputation, and make the wrongs that have been done to them right. Fix-it fanfiction. Marco and Ace centirc. M for mild sexual content and swearing.
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- Part 2 of In Denial About Marineford
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28 Jul 2026
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Every Time We Touch by Chaotic_Mikariin for PhoenixKaizen
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
05 Dec 2024
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“Now, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for…” Roger grinned, before holding his ‘sea child’ in the air, her little limbs kicking for a moment in excitement. “The Roger Pirates’ newest member: Princess!”
“You had a baby?!” Marco yelped, using his wings to fly into the air and see better, blue eyes taking in the baby’s wispy red hair and shining wine red eyes, along with the smattering of freckles on her pale features. “A girl at that, huh? I would’ve thought you would’ve had a boy first.”
“I didn’t have anything, you pigeon,” grunted Roger as he lowered the little one slightly. “She’s a sea baby, which means the sea gave birth to her.”
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- Part 1 of Songs of Our Heart
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26 Jul 2026