1 - 20 of 24 Bookmarks by thirstyth0t
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Pulcinella's Guide to PR and Marketing Strategies - Idol Edition by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
To say that Inazuma’s Mission is a disaster is putting it lightly. What happened in Inazuma is unequivocally a clusterfuck with a capital C, a shit storm of epic proportions not unlike the one raised by Osial himself during the Liyue Mission, which, coincidentally, also tanked the Fatui’s reputation. Dear Archons, it tanked the Fatui’s reputation so hard and so fast that Pulcinella will be lucky if he can manage to dredge up its shattered remains from the depths of the Earth in which it now lays.
Luckily, Pulcinella has a Plan to fix things, and it all starts with an old, black-and-white photo of Tartaglia in a glorious winter coat.
Series
- Part 1 of Pulcinella's PR Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,379
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 14
- Comments:
- 777
- Kudos:
- 9,323
- Bookmarks:
- 2,149
- Hits:
- 111,092
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
15 Jul 2022
-
Tags
Summary
It’s been two months since the storm, and Childe hasn’t seen Zhongli not even once, not since that fateful meeting with the Signora where the truth is finally unveiled.
And what a fun little kick to the gut that is, the realization that not only had he been played by all sides, but he's also being tossed aside like trash now that his use had run its course.
It’s not that Childe doesn’t get it. He’s a Harbinger. He knows first-hand what it means to do his duty, to put the mission first and his personal feelings far, far away, preferably locked up in a box, where it wouldn’t interfere with his job. He knows what it’s like working with vipers, to scheme and plot and lie in wait for the opportune moment to stab his opponent in the back.
But this time, this time Childe can’t help but feel a little (a lot) gutted.
Stupid. He’s gotten himself stupidly attached.
--
A story about Childe trying to move on after the events of 1.1 Update, but some of his actions have consequences, and those consequences have followed him back to Snezhnaya.NOTE: THIS FIC WAS DRAFTED BEFORE 1.1 UPDATE CAME OUT. MIND THE CANON-DIVERGENT TAG FOR THIS REASON.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 138,210
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 22
- Comments:
- 5,527
- Kudos:
- 18,897
- Bookmarks:
- 4,757
- Hits:
- 700,379
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
15 Jul 2022
-
i only feel you when you're gone by threenutters
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
“Give it back!” He screams, begging, pleading. The Shogun tilts Her head. The spear sails weakly past her ear without even touching Her skin.
Her hand lifts towards Her chest. The hilt of an electric sword forms from holy dust under Her fingertips. Cold, brilliant fire gathers around Her in dark waves.
“No.” She says, and then the lightning arcs down in a deadly wave, striking dead-centre across his shoulders and surging down his torso like water hurtling down a cliff.
Thoma loses himself in a shriek and all-consuming static.
or:
The Traveler comes too late. Thoma's vision is taken. The story continues.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,535
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 49
- Kudos:
- 1,459
- Bookmarks:
- 334
- Hits:
- 21,936
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
08 Jul 2022
-
you're the sun, you've never seen the night by snowblum
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Oct 2021
Tags
Summary
“Ayatoo…” Thoma is grinning stupidly with his face buried in the crevice of his shoulder. “Marry me...”
The proposal came out of nowhere, and Ayato nearly lets his surprise show, but he quickly pulls it back and pretends to think about it for a moment, putting on the most nonchalant expression he can possibly manage. “Hm… I don’t know.”
Thoma raises his head, clearly not expecting that response. “Whaat—”
“Ask me again tomorrow when you’re sober.”
or: thoma gets drunk and ayato takes care of him.
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
07 Jul 2022
-
Tags
Summary
“Do you want the truth?” Ayato says, and gods, he’s so close. Thoma is sure that the thundering of his heart is loud to Ayato’s ears, the warm flush across his face is bright to Ayato’s eyes, and despite how nervous he is, he finds that he can’t bear to break away from his lord’s gaze.
“That, uh, would be nice, I guess,” Thoma laughs, but the sound dies quickly into a small squeak when Ayato places his hand onto Thoma’s cheek.
“The truth is that—” Ayato’s words are syrupy slow, feeding into the heat, the hunger growing inside of Thoma. “—I just love how cute you look when you’re flustered.” His eyes dart down to Thoma’s lips, and Thoma can feel his resolve crumbling into a fine dust. “Absolutely delectable.”
Thoma’s response to that is to close the distance between them with a kiss.
-
Ayato likes to pick on Thoma. Thoma learns to enjoy it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,945
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 60
- Kudos:
- 5,109
- Bookmarks:
- 451
- Hits:
- 56,217
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
07 Jul 2022
-
Tags
Summary
Iwaizumi Hajime writes an abrasive critique of golden boy Oikawa Tooru's terrible self-help book. What happens afterwards is a testament to how horrible Iwaizumi's luck really is.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,075
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 154
- Kudos:
- 6,012
- Bookmarks:
- 1,367
- Hits:
- 54,734
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
06 Jul 2022
-
Tags
Summary
Iwaizumi Hajime has a ring on his finger.
A simple gold band with modest silver trimming resting snuggly on the fourth finger of his left hand.
Hajime is only 23 years old, is only in the midst of the second year of his post-graduate degree, and to Charlie’s apparently outdated knowledge, has been single at the very least since his move to America a little over a year ago.
Imagine his surprise when the dude came waltzing back after a month-long break, with a wedding ring on his finger, legally wed, and not speaking a word about it.
In which Hajime gets married and his friends in California have no idea who the lucky woman is.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,877
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 222
- Kudos:
- 9,296
- Bookmarks:
- 1,403
- Hits:
- 65,092
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
06 Jul 2022
-
Tags
Summary
“I told her the person I like is avoiding me.” Langa blushes, having to stare at his shoes in order to find the courage he needs to say this out loud. “And when she said I should talk to her, I… told her it was a guy.”
Reki goes still. “...So there’s someone else mad at you too?”
“Reki.”
“Langa.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,231
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 100
- Kudos:
- 9,069
- Bookmarks:
- 1,159
- Hits:
- 108,691
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
29 Jun 2022
-
he was a skater boy, he said—no, you know what, no, we're not calling it that by arahir
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
01 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
Everyone knows Reki and Langa are dating. Everyone except Reki, that is.
“Is it someone from class?”
Langa pushes his board back and forth, the little rumble of the tires filling the late afternoon quiet between them as he takes a deep, audible breath, looks directly at Reki, and nods. “Yes.”
And that’s a surprise. Reki tries not to let it show. “Have you guys been on any dates?”
“Yeah. I mean, I thought they were dates.”
That’s… kind of sweet. Sweet in the way that feels like it's going to make Reki sick. “How have you even had time for that?” he mutters. “You spend all your time with me.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,185
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 20
- Comments:
- 1,315
- Kudos:
- 27,137
- Bookmarks:
- 4,925
- Hits:
- 181,893
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
Reki's Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend by JustGettingBy
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
10 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
In university, Reki's new friends just want the best for him. If only he'd drop the whole 'I have a boyfriend, he's just in Canada' thing.
OR
The five times Reki's classmates thought that he was lying and the one time they realized he wasn't.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,242
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 274
- Kudos:
- 22,542
- Bookmarks:
- 3,383
- Hits:
- 137,322
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
my soul cries out that this is where i belong (by your side) by pyresque
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Oct 2020
Tags
Summary
Beidou gets called to the Jade Chamber. There’s no name attached to the summon, but there also doesn’t need to be— as famous and revered as the floating palace is, every citizen and their ancestors know that the Jade Chamber belongs to the Tianquan, and the Tianquan alone.
Or, just what on earth would the highly revered Ningguang want with the captain of the Crux Fleet?
Series
- Part 1 of acacia; genshin impact
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,093
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 61
- Kudos:
- 2,724
- Bookmarks:
- 381
- Hits:
- 29,591
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
Tags
Summary
“So,” Hajime says, as he peels off his uniform shirt, letting it fall on top of his gym bag. “Have you guys ever heard of like, someone being turned on by people saying nice things to them?”
Matsukawa slams his locker shut. “Oh my god,” he says.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,680
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 261
- Kudos:
- 11,860
- Bookmarks:
- 2,017
- Hits:
- 132,848
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
Press '1' to Get a Call From Your Drunk Best Friend by UmbrellaMartialGod for alrena
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
09 Nov 2014
Tags
Summary
Press '2' to hear him talk about you for thirty minutes, press '3' for him to compliment your ass, and press '4' for more options.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 15
- Comments:
- 201
- Kudos:
- 20,601
- Bookmarks:
- 3,025
- Hits:
- 155,320
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
Tags
Summary
Oikawa is nine when he first hears the word. The boys on the playground whisper it like it's dirty, like the way they daringly mutter the word fuck and then look over their shoulders to check their parents hadn't heard.
"You know Abe-kun from class?" they snicker, hands cupped around their mouths like they're passing along a filthy secret. "I hear his older brother is... gay."
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,733
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 475
- Kudos:
- 14,028
- Bookmarks:
- 3,930
- Hits:
- 187,321
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
Tags
Summary
“Well, why don’t we have our own?” The suggestion is out before he can even really process it, but not for a second does he want to take it back.
Tooru’s head tilts to the side. “Our own?”
“Yeah. Our own party. Just you and me.”
(On the eve of a very big day, the two of them find comfort in each other's company.)
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
Tags
Summary
Hajime is offered to learn the art of kissing from a true professional, one Oikawa Tooru. It's not as bad as he thought it would be.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,064
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 181
- Kudos:
- 11,738
- Bookmarks:
- 2,113
- Hits:
- 109,644
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
28 Jun 2022
-
Tags
Summary
Akaashi Keiji considers himself to be a fairly intelligent person.
Until he meets Bokuto Koutarou, and he starts making some very bad decisions.
Because the only thing stupider than getting into a friends-with-benefits arrangement with your obnoxiously attractive roommate is falling in love with said obnoxiously attractive roommate.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,550
- Chapters:
- 27/27
- Comments:
- 1,934
- Kudos:
- 14,260
- Bookmarks:
- 3,367
- Hits:
- 265,599
Bookmarked by thirstyth0t
24 Jun 2022
-
Tags
Summary
"Why do people even like summer so much?" Tooru muses, “It’d be much less boring if I could play volleyball, but it’s so hot I’d definitely die if I tried. And what would this world do without me?"
"It'd be a better place, for one."
"What would you do without me?"
Hajime takes too long to reply as he contemplates this.
"The correct answer is: 'live the rest of my life wallowing in misery, yearning for my other half'."
"I think the correct answer is that I'd finally have normal blood pressure."
-
Tags
Summary
Oikawa isn't the only one who finds Iwaizumi attractive anymore. He has trouble handling it, to say the least.
-
Tags
Summary
“Every time,” Hajime murmurs, “every time I see you again I remember how fuckin’ crazy I am about you.”
