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you’re the one, you’re all i ever wanted (i think i’ll regret this) by slowburnwait
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
26 Feb 2026
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“I think we should fuck.” Hudson blurted out.
Connor had laughed, because this was Hudson. He wasn’t serious.
His laughter died down when Hudson cleared his throat and didn’t laugh with him. His cheeks were pink and he couldn’t meet Connor’s eyes. He licked his lips and fiddled with the strings of a throw pillow.
Holy fuck, he was being serious.
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Could Have Been Hornier (Not Approved by the Intimacy Coordinator) by buttstrife, sharlcookie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF
30 Dec 2025
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After a terrible attempt at shooting their first sex scene, Hudson asks Connor to fuck him for real. To improve his acting capabilities, of course.
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The Peril of Playing Mermaids by t_natrix3, Zeebee3
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2025
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“Want a dry top?” Ron offers.
“Maybe.” Draco frowns down at himself, looking nonplussed. “Lord, what do you put in her bathwater? This is persistent.”
As is the growing ache between Hermione’s legs.
Seeing him like this, vaguely frustrated and glistening and goosebumpy, has done a number on her libido. He looks a bit pathetic, like a cat left out in a rainstorm. She wants to cluck her tongue soothingly and strip him of his wet things and tuck them both up into a blanket by the hearth. Wants to towel him dry and rub her hands over him until he’s all warm and flushed and hard—
“For god’s sake,” Pansy huffs.
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Or when Draco gets spelled perma-wet by his goddaughter and Hermione sees him in a whole new light.
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Amanda twirls the pasta on her fork and peers at Faith over her glasses. “I thought you could use a vacation - and that you two enjoyed each other’s company.”
Faith almost chokes on her wine and tries not to read too much into that.
(or - Amanda sends Faith and Ormewood to a conference.)
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“I can’t believe you put your ring in,” she accused under her breath. “I thought you and Potter were together!”
“Harry’s the best,” Theo told her in an excited undertone. “He’s also unexpectedly extremely possessive; Pans, it’s so hot.” He whined and she tsked. “He told me to come back smelling like someone else’s cologne so that’s what I intend to do. I really, really can’t wait.”
“Don’t be vulgar.” Draco had charmed the bowl to divide the rings into pairs and she didn’t have the head on her for a proper dressing down of Theo’s oversharing.
She forced herself not to be hopeful but despite her relentless will against it, felt the flicker of it just behind her heart as Draco began rattling off names.
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Or, Purebloods have a fun tradition with their signet rings.