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    By the third spar Annie has decided Eren has a body like a finely tuned machine, probably a secondhand typewriter that at some point regurgitated all its metal innards and had them jimmied back together with chicken wire and spit.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Zoro looks past the deck’s rails, past the marine ships trying to sail away, and just sees the wide expanse of water surrounding the warship. There’s just water, only water, until the horizon bleeds into the dark night sky. He looks at the woman who’s gotten some of her bearings back and asks, “Where are we?”

    It’s not her that answers. It’s another man, towering over Zoro, his face hidden in the shadow of a green cloak. “The East Blue. You’re a little far from your village, little swordsman.”

    or: zoro joins the revolutionary army

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    18 Oct 2025

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    title from family by mother mother

    sabo and zoro talk in dressrosa.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    A (totally not lost) mosshead and a blonde idiot with a dumb hat walk into a bar.

    My headcanon on why Zoro relaxed when Sabo gave him that bottle of booze in Dressrosa.

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    "I think, Sister, that we've found a place to truly flourish at Skyhold. Though the threat of the Elder One remains at the forefront, the Inquisition is evolving beyond a military force. I must stay and continue to aid in its endeavors and research, for I believe that the very nature of Thedas is evolving with it.

    "Because of our decision to stay, please, please send a few wardrobes of our clothes. I don't have enough knickers, and Dorian complains daily that he lacks belt variety."

    —From an overheard conversation between Athanis Tilani and Magister Maevaris Tilani, 9:41 Dragon, via sending stone, recorded by Agent Scrivener

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