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“Will you come watch the Free Skate as well?” Itachi asks.
And look, Kisame doesn’t know what the fuck a Free Skate is but, “If I haven’t been castrated by then, yeah.”
The words have barely left his mouth and he’s already wincing. Why does he say things without his brain’s permission? Why is he always looking like an absolute moron in front of the unfairly beautiful figure skater?
A small huff cuts through Kisame’s self-recriminations and he looks up cautiously.
Itachi’s eyes spark with genuine amusement, his mouth curved into a smirk. “That would be a shame.” He sighs faintly, almost inaudible. “And then what would I do with you?”
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23 Aug 2024
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"He’s too nice for someone with so much pull—maybe she can look pathetic in front of their campsite for a bit and see if he can get them residence somewhere that isn’t a prison or a slightly larger tent."
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After the war, Naruto tells Karin she's an Uzumaki. She has no clue what he's talking about, but it's pretty convenient to go along with it.
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16 Jul 2024
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Naruto stops. “Wait.” He looks around at all of them, stricken. "Am I the only one of us who knows how to eat pussy?"
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01 Jul 2024
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Sasuke covets Naruto in ways he shouldn’t, but he’s been keeping his cards close to his chest. A chance encounter tempts him to play a few.
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- Part 1 of we know each other’s hearts
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25 Jun 2024
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… It wasn’t as if he’d forgotten that Naruto was an omega. It was a fact of life— like fire burning hot and the sun setting in the west. It had never mattered the same way none of their classmates secondary genders had ever mattered. Before Sasuke had left, they’d all been too young to have to deal with the grimmer aspects of puberty— heats and ruts and the messiness of pheromones.
So why does hearing— thinking about Naruto’s heat feel like a punch in the gut all of a sudden?
Written for six SNS Month 2022 prompts, connected into one story.
Tags updated and finalized with final chapter. Summary to be updated later-ish.
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- Part 1 of Call Me In The Morning To Apologize
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12 Jun 2024