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The HR department would have a conniption if they caught them right now. As director, he shouldn't sleep with his co-workers, much less his subordinates. As a guy getting pounded into at just the right angle, he doesn't care.
(Donald and freshly anointed GDA director Cecil hook up.)
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Nolan's viltrumite pride versus his boner (EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY) by toemuncher
Fandoms: Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
05 May 2026
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Like his strings were cut, Nolan sags into her. The loudest moan she's heard from him bursts out.
“Debbie, I-” then honest to God, he whines. He hates it, immediately. A human shouldn't be able to reduce him to this. It's sloppy. Unbecoming of a viltrumite.
(Nolan goes into heat and Debbie jerks her stupid alien bf off.)
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rehab didn't work, give me four shots of tequila by toemuncher
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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In a totally not gay way, he stares at the way Hanzo’s adam’s apple bobs while he tilts his head back and exposes his neck and starts glugging away his good liquor. A few tantalizing droplets rest against Hanzo’s lips after he parts with the bottle. Cole takes his own swig and settles onto his side of the couch-right up against Hanzo so he can leech his warmth and try to cop a feel. Quickly, he blurts,
“Oh uh. Merry Christmas to you too Hanzo.” Hanzo huffs out a laugh and settles himself closer, faggot.
Eventually, the empty bottle is placed onto the floor. Then, with a devilish smile and an extremely high BPA percentage, Hanzo pins him to the couch.
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“We drinking now?”
Hanzo merely raises his eyebrows and takes a sip while pushing a second canned beer on the counter so it glides and stops right next to the stove for him. Yeah, he’s smitten. He cracks his own open and it’s as cold and perfect as he hoped when he takes his first swig. God day drinking is awesome, why don’t more folks do it?
“What are you going to do with that time?” Hanzo asks,
“Oh y’know. What I usually do. What about you-can you hand me the onions?”
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. by toemuncher
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
28 Nov 2025
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Bill plunges his throbbing hot nasty metaphorical meat rocket into Ford's brain. Slipping through the somatosensory association area in his parietal lobe.
“OH FUCK GOD YES RIGHT THERE BILL” Ford said while he squirts/jizzes sixety seven times.
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beer, chili, and years of repressed homosexuality. by toemuncher
Fandom Overwatch (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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