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Prostitute Ward. Prostitute Ward. She loved that phrase so much she was going to get it engraved on her tombstone. No, she would rent one of those skywriting planes and have it transcribed over Brooklyn, then hire a professional photographer to capture her pointing up at it. Grant looked like he was trying to contain a small seizure.
(or, the Brooklyn 99 au where Skye is Jake, Ward is Amy, and everyone is all around having a good time)
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But We Both Know, We're Never Gonna Get Along by tofuchu
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
23 Nov 2014
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you talk too much, you never shut up, everything I do for you is never enough. every once in a while Havoc manages to pull out a little victory, unfortunately they never last.
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This is what he tells himself, and he’s grown so accustomed to believing his own lies that it almost sounds like the truth.
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why don't we rewrite the stars? (and maybe the world could be ours) by asilverfeather
Fandoms: The 100 (TV), The 100 Series - Kass Morgan
08 Aug 2023
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"Right now?"
"Why wait?" She responds with a shrug.
"We've waited long enough?" He asks, and it feels like a weighted question, like it's about so much more than stories in the sky.
"We've waited long enough," she agrees, a faint smile that lifts the corners of her mouth.
And so, for perhaps the first time in their relationship, Bellamy and Clarke stop waiting. And instead of looking back at everything they lost, they look towards the sky, at everything that's still to come.
(And if Bellamy spends just as much time watching Clarke's smile as he does watching the constellations in the sky, well, who could blame him when she looks like that, shining brighter than the moon and all the stars combined.)
Or, Bellamy and Clarke healing underneath the stars. (Special guest featuring Happy!Clarke and Pining!Bellamy.)
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- Part 2 of prompt fills
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13 Aug 2023
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At this juncture, it's simply obvious to Twilight: his wife-of-mutual-convenience, Yor, is having an affair.
This cannot stand... because it's jeopardizing the mission.
Yes. Right. Of course. It's all about the mission.
That's why he's going to have to find the man involved and, with his typical erudition and dignified forthrightness, calmly expound upon the general moral repugnance of engaging in a clandestine, illicit dalliance with a married woman.
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And murder him.
As one does. For the mission.
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- Part 2 of Spy X Family Crack Works
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01 Jan 2023
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No marriage, real or fake, is without secrets.
Loid accidentally discovers an erotic one of Yor’s, and Yor learns that exposure has its benefits.
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01 Jan 2023
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little pieces of the nothing that fall by actiaslunaris (sawaruna)
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga)
25 Dec 2022
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Loid is prepared to go all the way, if necessary.
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29 Dec 2022
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eventually i fall into you, you attack my heart by princessguard
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
07 Jan 2023
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“We really need to stop running into each other like this.”
Or: The one where imperial scholar Loid Forger somehow finds himself continuously crossing paths with a strange (yet devastatingly beautiful) girl that he keeps finding... In trees...?
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- Part 1 of i would gift you the sky
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26 Dec 2022