traffyy
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a really, *really* dumb chatfic
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"I like you."
He said it. He finally said it. Only God knows how long he's had this crush on him, but damn, did it feel good to get off his chest.
Too bad he was only talking to a wall, not Barou Shouei.
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Just Sabo & Koala
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Barou could be agreeable when he bothered to ; he was certainly strict, and a pain in the ass, sure. He had shut down many people in his last year of being a subreddit mod, and not once had it been done in an unfair fashion. He played by the rules.
This Yoichi character, however - he pisses him off for reasons Barou can’t even fathom. Call it a hunch, a feeling, bad vibes, whatever. In his opinion, Yoichi_45 had committed at least three different Reddit cardinal sins : having a boring username, displaying a lack of critical thinking skills and refusing to engage in good sportsmanship regarding data analysis.
Also the whole dissing Mario Balotelli thing.
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Barou wears his Mod status on the Football Subreddit like a man wears a medal of honour ; one day, he starts a feud with Reddit user Yoichi_45 that threatens to unravel the perfect balance of his life.
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Bookmarked by traffyy
01 Nov 2025
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haven't cringed like this in a while this is perfect
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If the blazing white glow and sharp smell of burning pine are any indication, Raichi managed to fuck something up. Badly. He takes a step back and frantically tries to remember what to do in this situation. Wood fire? Water. Grease fire? Smother with a lid. Spontaneously combusting sandwich? Well, cowering in the corner while holding a tea towel over your nose doesn’t seem like it will work, but somehow it does anyways.
Raichi summons a bear.
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#Cool in Football, Awkward with Crushes by LadyMarshmallow
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
16 Aug 2019
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Kunigami Rensuke was unlike anyone Isagi ever met.
He was bold and confident, fighting earnestly for what he wanted. A calm ocean, deep and unending, warmed by a soft kindness that he was glad to have received too many times to count.
So really, it was no surprise that Isagi wanted him to be happy.
He just didn’t expect that he would want to kiss him, too.
Or Isagi Yoichi is the coolest football player in the country but is an absolute mess when it comes to love.
Bookmarked by traffyy
28 Jul 2025
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continuing the trend of bookmarking things years after reading them lmao. ladymarshmallow what you do to me
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planes, trains, and automobiles by bliithe
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
29 Dec 2024
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Barou loved his routines and structure, but a snow storm threatens all that. Stuck in his small college town with his childhood friend, will he learn how to be a bit more spontaneous?
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- Part 2 of i'm dreaming of a blue christmas
Bookmarked by traffyy
12 Jul 2025
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wake up babe new @puzzlevision tweet just dropped by onetacoes for bottledthoughts
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
21 May 2025
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"Make like, a twitter account to talk about how much you love Bachira and leave me alone," Chigiri jokes one day. "I can only listen to so many rants about his thighs before I go insane."
A few hours later, Isagi is typing out 'puzzlevision' on a Create New Account screen. Surely this can only go well.
(or: isagi creates a twitter account to gush about his boyfriend, gains popularity and reveals his relationship to the world. mostly in that order and mostly accidentally.)
Bookmarked by traffyy
23 Jun 2025