20 Works by turtles_to_the_max
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Red Sky At Morning by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
16 Mar 2022
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Long after James Vane's assault, Dorian Gray drifts through London a paranoid wreck of a man.
Long after Prince Charming's escape (let's be honest, long before), James Vane knows he is the greatest failure to walk the East End, knowing beyond all reason that his older sister's suicide was his fault.
There is revenge to be had, and angst to be angsted. Plus quite a lot of gun violence to be committed.
(AKA if Mr Wilde is too much of a coward to flesh out James Vane's trauma, I'll do it myself)
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They will hang me, Alan by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
19 Jun 2021
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Alan Campbell gets his revenge.
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Henry and Dorian are leaving for their gay-coded little white house in Algeria when the unthinkable happens. That awful thing, the memory of woman...
I was curious about what would happen if Dorian were physically injured in a way that lost him some of his good looks, both with the portrait and Dorian himself, so I wrote a brief exploration of it (as well as what their relationship might have looked like if Victorian society weren't so uptight and the book didn't have to be censored).
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When Dorian Gray's shrivelled body was found in front of an unheard-of Hallward masterpiece, the unfortunate issue was raised that each and every one of his living relatives in the British Isles had disowned him by the time he was 30.
Luckily, though unluckily for anyone looking for memorabilia of, say, their greatest friend in life, there remained a few obscure relatives north of the British Isles...Written largely for the purpose of making Henry Wotton suffer.
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Ralph wants his father back (too late), two boys want their brother Simon back (nobody tell them), a random sergeant doesn't want to tell some sweetshop lady that her nephew is dead (especially because he can't even recall the boy's real name), and Jack is... just not coping very well with his time on the island.
A collection of one-shots focused on each of the major boys, from two weeks to ten years after the island.
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5 times Basil Hallward thought about kissing Dorian Gray and 1 time he really, really didn't by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
08 Sep 2020
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Just like it says on the tin.
Rated Teen for occasional mild language and canon-typical violence.
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Sirius has a boyyyyfrieeeeend by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2020
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It's the September after Regulus' never-be-named-again-brother ran away, and Sirius has a boyfriend.
And Sirius wants to make VERY sure that Regulus is aware of the fact.
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It's 'Wylan', not 'Master Van Eck', thank you very much by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
03 May 2020
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Wylan couldn't just run away from his father's house without an accomplice to help him out.
One serving maid, his only friend, might prove a useful ally.
Starts a few months pre-Six of Crows.
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For Old, Lank Syme: a New Year's fanfic by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: 1984 - George Orwell
01 Jan 2020
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(I wrote this in the hours before midnight on New Year's Eve to celebrate)
For reasons unclear, the Party has declared that the workers at Minitrue are to have a New Year's party. Winston is surprised, but doesn't really care all that much.
Until Julia gets drunk.
And O'Brien teaches them a new song.
And Winston has a little too much Victory Eggnog.
And everything goes to hell.
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The room where It happens (with a capital I) by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
17 Jul 2019
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Unlike Aaron Burr would have you believe, the first negotiation between Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton wasn't originally for political reasons.
The real story behind it? Thomas Jefferson just wanted to ask his gay crush on a dinner date, and it all went downhill from there.
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Regulus Black is leading a normal life at Hogwarts - until he finds his older brother in a passionate embrace with another boy. Being the dutiful son he is, he immediately reports it to his parents.
And then he realizes just what he's condemned Sirius to.
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Revenge of the Short (AKA I Should Just Have Stayed in Monticello) (AKA 5 Times Jefferson Got Hit On The Head And 1 Time He Didn't) by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
20 Apr 2019
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Jefferson never fails to taunt Alex about how short he his.
Alex wants to get his revenge.
Which is all well and good until Philip gets involved.
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Sirius just discovered Regulus's body in an abandoned shed, and is right now not in the best state.
Luckily, there's always someone he can go to.(i'm bad at summaries)
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It was a dark and stormy night by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2019
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Petunia Dursley is about to give birth.
There's a storm, and no matter how many times Vernon shouts for the bloody midwives to just bloody walk, help is unreachable.
Meanwhile, Lily's sister alarms are going off on full blast.
There are only two problems:1. James Potter hates only one man in the world more than Severus Snape, and that man is Vernon Dursley; the feeling is mutual.
2. Lily is 7 months pregnant herself.Well, kin is kin, right? Right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,491
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 110
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Dolores Umbridge has decorated the Slytherin common room with technicolor kittens, pink ribbons and lace doilies. For some reason, Bellatrix and Lucius need to talk.
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On that scene on the train in the third book, we were too concerned with Harry and the woman screaming to really care about anything else at the time.
This is the untold story of what Remus Lupin went through when the Dementor entered the train compartment. -
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It's Alexander Hamilton's wedding to Eliza, and literally no one is happy.
John Laurens is crushed, for obvious reasons.Aaron Burr is crushed, for the same reason as John Laurens.
Angelica Schuyler is crushed, for the same reason as Aaron Burr.
Eliza Schuyler-who-just-became-a-Hamilton just realised why Angelica Schuyler is crushed, and now is so guilty she can barely function.
Alexander Hamilton just married the love of his life, with the other love of his life as best man.
And Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette is salty that they couldn't fit his full name on the invitations and are now just calling him Marie.
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O'Brien has a really bad day.
As in, 'getting fired and sent to miniluv'-level bad day.
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Once and for all (Henry Laurens is a jerk) by turtles_to_the_max
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
13 Feb 2019
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John Laurens is about to involuntarily break up with his boyfriend because of his homophobic control-freak father. Alexander Hamilton, who does not want to be broken up with, is not very happy about it.
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It's December 25 and 5 o'clock in the morning. Philip wants to open presents. Alexander wants to sleep. Fluff and chaos ensues.